65 Massive Lap Dogs Who Don't Know How Enormous They Are

Dog lovers know that all small dogs think they are bigger than they are and all big dogs think they are small dogs. So while small dogs act ferocious and are ready for a throwdown at any time, big dogs love to sit on your lap and cuddle up with you even if they weigh well over 100 pounds.

Large puppers are extra adorable and endearing because of how unaware they seem to be of their own size and strength and insist on being held like they're small puppies. I guess having a large pet dog is a little like having a very tame pet bear.

Either way, whether they're unbelievably teeny-tiny or back-breakingly humongous, they are still our little babies. So scroll on down to see some very large doggos who don't know just how big they are.

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1. Obviously it's the chair that's too small.
2. This dog looks like someone should put a saddle on him and ride him.
3. The kind of dog to ride into battle.
4. The vet is a scary place no matter your size.
5. That child basically disappears behind this pooch.
6. The car seat is a little too small for this mega pupper.
7. He'd make a really good warrior dog.
8. Sitting like a people.
9. Watching TV in a real normal way on dad's lap.
10. This dog is so big he's bigger than a full-grown human being.
11. This doggo would look fantastic in a suit of armour.
12. That's not all fluff.
13. Derpy lap dog.
14. There may not be enough space on the lap but that doesn't mean he can't lay there.
15. Is it just me or does this look like a small lion?
16. This baby has their own guardian dog.
17. Real-life heated blanket.
18. Selfie-time!
19. That is one tall dog!
20. He doesn't look like he's enjoying the hug much.
21. When the lap is a little too small, you have to rest the feet on the ground. Still works.
22. What's better than one humongous dog? Two humongous dogs!
23. How can anyone resist those puppy dog eyes?
24. Floofy snuggle boi!
25. A boy and his guardian angels.
26. People make good seats too.
27. Aww what a cute mini pony.
28. This dog is really earning the "Great" part of their breed name "Great Pyrenees"
29. An absolute unit.
30. Now they've got a big baby and a little baby.
31. This dog is massive AND jacked.
32. Hanging out with grandma.
33. Best view to wake up to every morning.
34. I think this boy might be hugging a polar bear.
35. This pooch doesn't look very happy to share his dad with his hooman sister.
36. Yee-haw pupper.
37. Is the counter small or is this dog just very large?
38. This looks like a classical painting.
39. Protecting the hooman from the sun.
40. Just a bear taking a stroll in the woods.
41. The dog version of Hercules.
42. So. Much. Fluff!
43. No matter big or small, every dog loves their stuffies.
44. This dog looks like he should be guarding the gates of Hell.
45. This looks like a dog you can ride.
46. You know your dog is huge when he's the same size as a donkey.
47. Ooh it looks like this lady has a pet polar bear.
48. No one is going to mess with this kid when she's got her bear guardians by her side.
49. Lap dog so big he basically covers every part of his hooman.
50. The puparazzi has caught this chonk loafing around.
51. Big or small, all doggos are lap doggos.
52. This large pupper is pretty much taking up the entire hallway.
53. Hmm, looks like someone dressed up a bear as a dog.
54. He is thiccc.
55. Hey, look! It's a black bear!
56. It's a heckin' chonk!
57. So big only half of him fits on his hooman's lap.
58. Officially taller than a person.
59. "If I don't fits, I still sits"
60. What a strange-looking horse.
61. Road trips might be a bit more challenging with giant dogs in the car.
62. Can you believe that this is a puppy?
63. Squishy squashy love.
64. Look at those ginormous toe beans on this big sleepy pupper!
65. The bigger the dog, the bigger the kisses.

1. Obviously it's the chair that's too small.

grey irish wolfhound sitting on a chair with the feet resting on the floor next to an old man

Via Reddit

2. This dog looks like someone should put a saddle on him and ride him.

large black and white fluffy dog being hugged by a man sitting on a brown couch

Via u/Buckiez

3. The kind of dog to ride into battle.

large black dog laying on a woman seated on a grey seat

Via u/mindmerciful

4. The vet is a scary place no matter your size.

large brown fluffy dog being held by a man standing at a counter

Via u/RedHeadRead

5. That child basically disappears behind this pooch.

large dog sitting on a child in a car with another child on the side

Via kelmarieg/Instagram

6. The car seat is a little too small for this mega pupper.

large fluffy white and brown dog sitting upright on a car seat

Via imgur

7. He'd make a really good warrior dog.

large husky or malamute sitting on a blue couch next to a man

Via u/momomo544

8. Sitting like a people.

white fluffy dog sitting belly up on a man sitting on a couch

Via u/WhackAttack

9. Watching TV in a real normal way on dad's lap.

3 great danes, black, white and brown, are sitting on a man's lap and the man is watching television

Via u/tatems

10. This dog is so big he's bigger than a full-grown human being.

bernese mountain dog sitting on a woman sitting on a black couch

Via u/Softmute

11. This doggo would look fantastic in a suit of armour.

black great dane sitting on a woman's lap and the woman is sitting in a chair and a brown dog is behind them

Via u/RominaBambina

12. That's not all fluff.

black newfoundland sitting on a recliner by a man reading a book

Via u/wtwerner

13. Derpy lap dog.

brown and black greyhound lying on a woman laying on a couch

Via u/brittskyy

14. There may not be enough space on the lap but that doesn't mean he can't lay there.

brown and white st bernard laying on a man sitting on a recliner

Via ICurseAllTheFuckingTime/imgur

15. Is it just me or does this look like a small lion?

brown mastiff sitting on the lap of a man sitting on a couch

Via u/thebeardedcannuck

16. This baby has their own guardian dog.

black and brown dog head on a baby laying on a bed

Via u/buddyGG

17. Real-life heated blanket.

bernese mountain dog getting hugged by a woman sitting on a brown couch

Via u/mbake

18. Selfie-time!

alaskan malamute sticking tongue out while being hugged by a woman

Via @alaskan_wolfdog

19. That is one tall dog!

alaskan malamute standing on hind legs with the front legs resting on a man's shoulder

Via imgur

20. He doesn't look like he's enjoying the hug much.

alaskan malamute sitting on the floor being hugged by a woman sitting on the floor

Via imgur

21. When the lap is a little too small, you have to rest the feet on the ground. Still works.

white great dane sitting on a man's lap with the dog's legs on the floor

Via u/treymdnc

22. What's better than one humongous dog? Two humongous dogs!

2 brown and white alaskan malamutes laying on a woman laying on a bed

Via u/pan124

23. How can anyone resist those puppy dog eyes?

2 photos of a brown newfoundland with a woman

Via u/SlimJones123

24. Floofy snuggle boi!

alaskan malamute sitting on a brown couch with a man and getting cuddled

Via u/Emergency-Boat

25. A boy and his guardian angels.

a brown newfoundland and a black newfoundland sitting on either side of a standing little boy

Via @ralphie_the_newf_and_the_boss

26. People make good seats too.

white fluffy dog sitting on a person on a blue couch

Via u/Yolandi1312

27. Aww what a cute mini pony.

white and grey irish wolfhound standing with 2 women and a man

Via laura_treimane/Instagram

28. This dog is really earning the "Great" part of their breed name "Great Pyrenees"

Via u/BettyAndTheJets20

29. An absolute unit.

st bernard laying on top of a person who is laying on a brown sofa

Via u/digdilem

30. Now they've got a big baby and a little baby.

st bernard laying on a brown couch next to a woman holding a baby

Via @herculessaint

31. This dog is massive AND jacked.

large grey and white dog sitting on a black couch

Via u/mkunnari

32. Hanging out with grandma.

large white dog laying on an old woman's lap

Via u/HD_VISION

33. Best view to wake up to every morning.

large white fluffy dog laying at the foot of the bed

Via u/The_ryanmister

34. I think this boy might be hugging a polar bear.

large white fluffy dog standing and being hugged by a blond boy in blue

Via u/somethingsomethingmcbob

man carrying a large brown dog on his right and a little girl on his left

Via u/lionzion

36. Yee-haw pupper.

large brown dog with a red bandana and a brown cowboy hat next to a person

Via u/Bern-turnSanders

37. Is the counter small or is this dog just very large?

large fluffy black dog laying on a counter

Via u/Seanannigans14

38. This looks like a classical painting.

large brown dog standing over a man sitting

Via anadolukangall/Instagram

39. Protecting the hooman from the sun.

large fluffy brown dog standing over a woman on a recliner

Via u/sharkyboyo564

40. Just a bear taking a stroll in the woods.

large fluffy white dog walking on a road in the forest

Via u/samanthaboring

41. The dog version of Hercules.

large black and brown dog sitting on a woman's lap

Via u/Akschmalz

42. So. Much. Fluff!

large black and grey dog sitting on the ground next to a woman

Via u/nsfwdreamer

43. No matter big or small, every dog loves their stuffies.

large black dog holding a grey stuffed teddy in the mouth next to a woman kneeling on a white carpet

Via @jasoncorey411

44. This dog looks like he should be guarding the gates of Hell.

large black dog sitting on a grey couch next to a woman

Via @toro_canecorso

45. This looks like a dog you can ride.

large brown dog laying on the floor being hugged by a young boy

Via u/Weedvape69

46. You know your dog is huge when he's the same size as a donkey.

donkey and grey great dane standing on grass facing each other

Via u/snapsgoal1

47. Ooh it looks like this lady has a pet polar bear.

fluffy white dog laying on a woman sitting on a couch

Via u/ruthwhipkey

48. No one is going to mess with this kid when she's got her bear guardians by her side.

girl crouching on the grass between a black dog and brown fluffy dog

Via @little.monty.mammoth

49. Lap dog so big he basically covers every part of his hooman.

brown and white st bernard laying on a man sitting on a couch

Via u/JerBear_2008

50. The puparazzi has caught this chonk loafing around.

brown and white fluffy dog laying on the floor under a woman sitting on a chair

Via u/Blinky182

51. Big or small, all doggos are lap doggos.

fluffy white dog sitting on a man's lap and the man is sitting on the floor

Via @JohnRush32

52. This large pupper is pretty much taking up the entire hallway.

brown and white st bernard laying on the floor next to a person

Via u/kophiphi

53. Hmm, looks like someone dressed up a bear as a dog.

Via u/overweightduck

54. He is thiccc.

fluffy white dog sitting with a leash on

Via u/Matteo1234568

55. Hey, look! It's a black bear!

black newfoundland cuddling with a woman with pink hair

Via u/gothmilktea

56. It's a heckin' chonk!

black and white st bernard sitting on the floor getting hugged by a laughing woman

Via u/forever_cat_lady

57. So big only half of him fits on his hooman's lap.

black great dane sitting in a man's lap with the dog's front legs resting on the ground

Via u/lord_senpaai

58. Officially taller than a person.

black irish wolfhound standing on hidn legs with front legs on a woman's shoulders with a brown and white fluffy dog standing on the floor behind them

Via u/samskyemclaughlin

59. "If I don't fits, I still sits"

black newfoundland puppy laying on the lap of a little boy sitting on a couch

Via u/saucinondatass

60. What a strange-looking horse.

black and white great dane sitting on a woman's lap

Via u/ladydanger2020

61. Road trips might be a bit more challenging with giant dogs in the car.

black dog with the tongue sticking out next to an angry girl inside a car

Via u/deohio

62. Can you believe that this is a puppy?

black and white irish wolfhound sitting on a couch next to a woman

Via @nadineweston

63. Squishy squashy love.

black and brown dog laying on a girl sitting on a brown couch and getting hugged

Via u/Akschmalz

64. Look at those ginormous toe beans on this big sleepy pupper!

black and white irish wolfhound laying on a brown couch with a red blanket on it

Via u/samskyemclaughlin

65. The bigger the dog, the bigger the kisses.

black and white dog standing on hind legs with front legs on a woman's shoulders and licking her face

Via u/doctor_drugdealer

Big dogs are a special kind of amazing in how quirky and adorable they are. No matter how big they get, these mega doggos will always be our big little babies.

1. Obviously it's the chair that's too small.

2. This dog looks like someone should put a saddle on him and ride him.

3. The kind of dog to ride into battle.

4. The vet is a scary place no matter your size.

5. That child basically disappears behind this pooch.

6. The car seat is a little too small for this mega pupper.

7. He'd make a really good warrior dog.

8. Sitting like a people.

9. Watching TV in a real normal way on dad's lap.

10. This dog is so big he's bigger than a full-grown human being.

11. This doggo would look fantastic in a suit of armour.

12. That's not all fluff.

13. Derpy lap dog.

14. There may not be enough space on the lap but that doesn't mean he can't lay there.

15. Is it just me or does this look like a small lion?

16. This baby has their own guardian dog.

17. Real-life heated blanket.

18. Selfie-time!

19. That is one tall dog!

20. He doesn't look like he's enjoying the hug much.

21. When the lap is a little too small, you have to rest the feet on the ground. Still works.

22. What's better than one humongous dog? Two humongous dogs!

23. How can anyone resist those puppy dog eyes?

24. Floofy snuggle boi!

25. A boy and his guardian angels.

26. People make good seats too.

27. Aww what a cute mini pony.

28. This dog is really earning the "Great" part of their breed name "Great Pyrenees"

29. An absolute unit.

30. Now they've got a big baby and a little baby.

31. This dog is massive AND jacked.

32. Hanging out with grandma.

33. Best view to wake up to every morning.

34. I think this boy might be hugging a polar bear.

35. This pooch doesn't look very happy to share his dad with his hooman sister.

36. Yee-haw pupper.

37. Is the counter small or is this dog just very large?

38. This looks like a classical painting.

39. Protecting the hooman from the sun.

40. Just a bear taking a stroll in the woods.

41. The dog version of Hercules.

42. So. Much. Fluff!

43. No matter big or small, every dog loves their stuffies.

44. This dog looks like he should be guarding the gates of Hell.

45. This looks like a dog you can ride.

46. You know your dog is huge when he's the same size as a donkey.

47. Ooh it looks like this lady has a pet polar bear.

48. No one is going to mess with this kid when she's got her bear guardians by her side.

49. Lap dog so big he basically covers every part of his hooman.

50. The puparazzi has caught this chonk loafing around.

51. Big or small, all doggos are lap doggos.

52. This large pupper is pretty much taking up the entire hallway.

53. Hmm, looks like someone dressed up a bear as a dog.

54. He is thiccc.

55. Hey, look! It's a black bear!

56. It's a heckin' chonk!

57. So big only half of him fits on his hooman's lap.

58. Officially taller than a person.

59. "If I don't fits, I still sits"

60. What a strange-looking horse.

61. Road trips might be a bit more challenging with giant dogs in the car.

62. Can you believe that this is a puppy?

63. Squishy squashy love.

64. Look at those ginormous toe beans on this big sleepy pupper!

65. The bigger the dog, the bigger the kisses.

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