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50 Funny Things Your Dog Thinks About

Published: Nov 12, 2021 by Melinda Ramirez · This post may contain affiliate links

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Dogs are human's best friends and we love them so so much. They cheer us up every with their funny antics and all the cuddles and kisses they give us.

But we don't really know what they're thinking, do we? Scientists are currently working on devices to translate what dogs are saying to us when they bark and make all their cute little noises. But, while we wait for the scientists to invent a dog translator to put in every home, Thoughts of Dog is here to tell us all the sweet and funny things dogs think.

Scroll on down to see what our doggos think about all day long! And maybe you'll find explanations for some of their behaviour that used to confuse or frustrate you!

1. "Are you a robberer? Gib Cheetos and you may enter"

 

2. The rumors are true; cuddles for pups are essentials

 

3. Doggo does not have goals to accomplish but doesn't want that to stop you

 

4. The woof has new suggestions for Olympic events. He's good at all of them

 

5. Doggos don't live rent-free. They pay in love and friendship

 

6. Lost blueberry is now doggo's new blueberry fren

Via Thoughts of Dog

 

7. Sometimes they get sneaky and fool us into feeding them twice!

Via Thoughts of Dog

 

8. Once in a while pups need to do zoomies

Via Thoughts of Dog

 

9. Doggos like to play pranks on humans too

Via Thoughts of Dog

 

10. Your woof is going to keep an eye on that suspicious Skittle in case it's up to something until you get back

Via Thoughts of Dog

 

11. Doggo has big plans for today

 

12. So now you know why dogs like to stand in the doorway!

 

13. I don't think pupper likes stairs that much

14. Mr Woof just wants to spend more time with you

15. Someone needs to give doggo more attention. There is a deficit!

16. Trees are big stick holders after all

17. Pupper never forgets to thank his frens for helping him

18. Doggo just got a promotion! He will not let you down

19. Waiting until the human comes back is torture

20. When you're having a very good snoozle, you do a sleepy little blep

 

21. "Gotta make sure. Just in case. It could be a surprise at my door"

 

22. "This is Code Red. I repeat: This is Code Red. HALP!"

 

23. All that wisdom makes the noggin heavy

 

24. Mission: movie night with human. Puppy dog eyes activated. Mission accomplished!

 

25. Doggo knows you're looking for any excuse to spend time with him, you don't need to lie

 

26. Pupper worries about you when he's not there to do you a protecc

 

27. Awww, doggo does a little tippity tappity happy dance every time you come home!

 

28. "Ahhh, this is the life. Comfy bed, cool breeze, I'm in doggy heaven"

 

29. You've done pupper the worst kind of betrayal. How could you do this to him?

 

30. When you look this cute, how can you not be confident? JUST LOOK AT HIM

 

31. Doggo's got important meetings to attend to so please help him. Sebastian's a-waiting

 

32. Hey, puppers need constant attention, okay!

 

33. Where there is a pup, there is a party. But this confetti might be a little harder to get off your clothes

 

34. You do know that woofs explode without adequate attention? Good, now proceed accordingly. Do many snuggles, please

 

35. He's not interrupting your meetings, he's leading them. This is the Chief Barketing Officer, reporting for duty

 

36. Doggo has a full day of tasks ahead of him, all equally impawtant

 

37. "Artists need space to create their art. A splash more mud needed over here!"

 

38. Pupper loves getting you gifts. But they're usually your own things. Just say thank you and take it!

 

39. "After all, woofs need compliments every 3.42 seconds"

 

40. Well, you gotta pack the essentials!

 

41. "Security check done! Time for snoozles!"

 

42. Your pup is always the most excited one to have you home

 

43. Hmmm, how risqué! Well, when the human is out, pupper gets to make new rules

 

44. "New fren alert! Now I have three: this koala, Sebastian and YOU!"

 

45. Please spend more time with your doggo. It is well-known that they wither away without constant pets and cuddles

 

46. Pupper has theories about why you're home so much. It's obvious: pup is too precious you can't stay away

 

47. "Today's plans: sunbathe on the porch while looking adorable"

 

48. The puppy dog eyes work like a charm! They do it because they love you

 

49. When you're away from home, Sebastian is the only one keeping doggo company

 

50. Who says you have to stop at one nap?

 

Wasn't this so much fun to read? It was intriguing to read these and see how dogs think. They really see the world in a different way than we do. There is so much we could learn from them.

Do you think your dogs think like this doggo too? What do you think your dogs say when you're away from them?

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