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80 People Who Had Their Partners Stolen By Their Own Pets

Published: Dec 30, 2021 by Melinda Ramirez · This post may contain affiliate links

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When you have a pet and you start a new relationship, it's really important to you to make sure that your pet gets along with your partner. The bond between a pet and its owner is very strong and nothing should change that. But sometimes, your pet may take a special liking to your partner and claim them for their own. This means you get left behind and your pet has stolen the heart of your partner.

Here are 80 people this happened to, where they introduced their partners to their pets and the pets decided to steal the partners for themselves. I'm sure it's both hurtful but also strange because these people end up being jealous of an adorable pooch or cuddly kitty or another cute pet animal. Scroll on down to see these sneaky and smug partner-stealing Jolenes and heart-stealing cowboys and their disgruntled owners.

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  • 1. This is the look of a dude who knows he's successfully stolen your girl.
  • 2. The smugness is beyond belief! Boyfriend: stolen.
  • 3. They do look so adorable snoozing together.
  • 4. The puppy wasn't allowed on the bed so the boyfriend slept on the floor with the puppy. Puppy: 1, Girlfriend: 0.
  • 5. "Hahaha this is my boyfriend now. Diabolical, I know. Now scram before I end your life."
  • 6. This kitty is this man's real wife. His human wife is just his side chick now. The cat has ensured that this is so.
  • 7. Sleeping hard after partying hard.
  • 8. Couples who take naps together, stay together.
  • 9. I think we can safely say that the husband is on his way out and this doggo is in.
  • 10. "I got your man and we all know it"
  • 11. "Just popping in to say your boyfriend is now my boyfriend. K, thanx, bye!"
  • 12. "Sorry, not sorry."
  • 13. I can feel this dog's jealousy through the screen.
  • 14. This dog is not being subtle about how the girlfriend isn't wanted there anymore.
  • 15. "Finally, she's gone and you're all mine!"
  • 16. "Yeah, I'm spooning with your boyfriend, hahaha"
  • 17. Whoever took this photo was definitely interrupting.
  • 18. This dog has replaced the husband in his spot on the bed and in the marriage.
  • 19. When you walk in on your best friend and your boyfriend sleeping together.
  • 20. Yeah, this dog stole the boyfriend and isn't giving him back.
  • 21. This dude totally belongs to this kitten now, there's no question of that.
  • 22. When your husband hugs the dog instead of you at night.
  • 23. When her boyfriend stays over, it's like her dogs forget she even exists.
  • 24. This dog has zero qualms about stealing her owner's boyfriend.
  • 25. His girlfriend's dog has fallen in love with him. By this dog's expressions, it won't be long before the girlfriend ends up dead.
  • 26. When you get kicked out of your own bed.
  • 27. This pup has staked her claim on her owner's boyfriend.
  • 28. He never went to bed but cuddled up with his girlfriend's dog instead.
  • 29. Look at all the love on this cat's face. This man belongs to this cat now, that's final.
  • 30. Stealing your man while you're away.
  • 31. From top to bottom: flirting with your man and then smirking at you to let you know you've lost him.
  • 32. The best this woman can have is sharing her boyfriend with her own cat.
  • 33. This cat definitely loves the owner's boyfriend more.
  • 34. This relationship has a third wheel in it and it's the cat.
  • 35. It was really nice of this woman to get a boyfriend for her cat to play with.
  • 36. It was time well spent.
  • We decorated the tree,
  • Me and my best friend.
  • 37. Every morning, this husband sneaks out of bed to cuddle with his mistress.
  • 38. Girlfriend's cat is obsessed with him and this is how they wake up every morning now. Safe to say that the girlfriend has been long forgotten.
  • 39. When your girlfriend has adoring looks reserved just for your dog, you know that the dog has stolen her heart.
  • 40. This dog has picked the girlfriend. This dude might as well pick up his stuff now and leave.
  • 41.  Seducing the boyfriend in style.
  • 42. She's so obviously staking her claim on this man.
  • 43. The boyfriend and the dog have hug sessions every morning and the girlfriend is not invited.
  • 44. This puppy has definitely stolen his owner's girlfriend.
  • 45. Mr. Steal Your Girl.
  • 46. Man finds his wife sleeping with his best friend.
  • 47. When a hug from your boyfriend (or owner's boyfriend, whatever) sends you over the moon.
  • 48. Playing video games together strengthens any couple's bond.
  • 49. Finding your boyfriend in bed with someone else.
  • 50. Neither the wife nor the dog is missing the husband.
  • 51. This mare has her eye on this man.
  • 52. This dog is showing his owner's girlfriend who really owns this man
  • 53. Making his "I stole your girl" face.
  • 54. Stealing the girlfriend's heart with this little blep and all his cuteness.
  • 55. Watching the fireworks with the ones who matter the most.
  • 56. This dog stole his girl and has zero regrets.
  • 57. That smug look is proof that he intended to steal his girl from the get-go. And knows he was successful.
  • 58. Find someone who looks at you the way this cat looks at her owner's boyfriend.
  • 59. This cat is no longer trying to steal his girl. He's already stolen her heart.
  • 60. This kitty is definitely flirting with her owner's boyfriend.
  • 61. Waiting for the owner's boyfriend to come home because the boyfriend is now the most important person to this cat.
  • 62. Only the cat gets to hold hands with the husband. The wife might as well just get out now.
  • 63. "Me three."
  • 64. "Look at me, hooman. I'm the boyfriend now."
  • 65. He's so excited to teach his dog about his game.
  • 66. When the girlfriend went to get a drink, the cat decided to come say hi to her boyfriend.
  • 67. This cat has eyes for no one else but this man.
  • 68. This cat has claimed her owner's boyfriend for herself and no one can do anything about it.
  • 69. This was the first night they met. A beautiful relationship is sure to follow.
  • 70. Movie night with the boyfriend.
  • 71. Just a man and his girlfriend's dog having a moment. Nothing to see here.
  • 72. The husband has been replaced on Valentine's Day.
  • 73. A boyfriend with his girlfriend.
  • 74. He knows he stole his owner's girlfriend and he's smug about it too.
  • 75. When you steal your owner's girlfriend and then gloat about it.
  • 76. He stole your girl and now he's letting you know he's won.
  • 77. This woman's husband has two big fans in her cats.
  • 78. Stealing this woman's husband since Day 1.
  • 79. This cat is definitely in love with this woman's husband. Look at the love in this kitty's eyes!
  • 80. "I stole your husband. What're you gonna do about it?"

1. This is the look of a dude who knows he's successfully stolen your girl.

brown dog cuddled up on a bed with a woman

Via u/PLAGUERAGES

2. The smugness is beyond belief! Boyfriend: stolen.

brown dog laying on a man on a red bed

Via Reddit

3. They do look so adorable snoozing together.

brown squirrel sleeping cuddled up with a woman

Via u/johnsie07

4. The puppy wasn't allowed on the bed so the boyfriend slept on the floor with the puppy. Puppy: 1, Girlfriend: 0.

grey black dog laying on a colourful blanket next to a man sleeping on the floor

Via u/shockhead

5. "Hahaha this is my boyfriend now. Diabolical, I know. Now scram before I end your life."

grey tabby cat laying on a brown couch with the front paws resting on a man's stomach

Via ssdshannonmarie

6. This kitty is this man's real wife. His human wife is just his side chick now. The cat has ensured that this is so.

grey tabby cat sitting being held by a man on a brown sofa

Via u/DeniseGrace

7. Sleeping hard after partying hard.

white fluffy dog laying and sleeping on a man sleeping belly down on a red bed

Via u/Milky_moo_cow

8. Couples who take naps together, stay together.

4 photos of a black and white tabby cat sleeping cuddled up with a man

Via u/mdemouli

9. I think we can safely say that the husband is on his way out and this doggo is in.

black and brown dog sitting upright on a brown sofa laying against and being kissed by a woman holding a white mug

Via u/schowey

10. "I got your man and we all know it"

black and white dog sitting on a brown sofa next to a man

Via @swain_md

11. "Just popping in to say your boyfriend is now my boyfriend. K, thanx, bye!"

black and white kitten peeking from behind a man

Via u/kwpotato

12. "Sorry, not sorry."

brown and white dog cuddled in bed with a man

Via u/HellaClassy

13. I can feel this dog's jealousy through the screen.

brown and white dog sitting upright on a black couch being held by a man holding a grey and black laptop on his lap

Via u/jordendsampson

14. This dog is not being subtle about how the girlfriend isn't wanted there anymore.

brown dog being held by a man kicking a woman holding a small fluffy brown dog

Via u/sombrabrz

15. "Finally, she's gone and you're all mine!"

grey and white tabby sleeping ona bed cuddling someone's arm

Via u/powalona

16. "Yeah, I'm spooning with your boyfriend, hahaha"

brown and grey tabby cat cuddled in bed with a person's arm around them

Via u/leah38124

17. Whoever took this photo was definitely interrupting.

brown boxer cuddled in bed with a man

Via @termytwo

18. This dog has replaced the husband in his spot on the bed and in the marriage.

brown dog sleeping under a white blanket on a white bed next to a sleeping man

Via u/bazzil350

19. When you walk in on your best friend and your boyfriend sleeping together.

grey tabby cat sleeping belly up on a man's lap hanging off the legs while the man sleeps on a bed

Via u/Pulvercity

20. Yeah, this dog stole the boyfriend and isn't giving him back.

black brown and white dog cuddled in bed under a green and brown blanket with a man

Via ThebestKimthereis

21. This dude totally belongs to this kitten now, there's no question of that.

grey tabby kitten cuddling and sleeping with a man Via u/Hippielovin

22. When your husband hugs the dog instead of you at night.

light brown dog cuddling with a sleeping man on a bed while a woman is on their left

Via @hilaryduff

23. When her boyfriend stays over, it's like her dogs forget she even exists.

small white fluffy dog and large brown dog sleeping on a white bed on either side of a man

Via u/zerglings_ate_my_bf

24. This dog has zero qualms about stealing her owner's boyfriend.

black and white photo of a white fluffy dog sleeping on a man's chest

Via @madison_mc95

25. His girlfriend's dog has fallen in love with him. By this dog's expressions, it won't be long before the girlfriend ends up dead.

white and brown dog cuddled up against the back of a sleeping man on a bed

Via u/GoZhenyaGo

26. When you get kicked out of your own bed.

2 brown dogs laying on either side of a woman sleeping on a bed

Via u/Rawtashk

27. This pup has staked her claim on her owner's boyfriend.

2 photos of a brown dog with a man

28. He never went to bed but cuddled up with his girlfriend's dog instead.

black and whtie dog sleeping on the chest of a sleeping man

Via u/WineAndTherapy

29. Look at all the love on this cat's face. This man belongs to this cat now, that's final.

black and white cat laying on someone

Via u/Sarbanes_Foxy

30. Stealing your man while you're away.

black and white photo of dog laying on a man in bed

Via @kirsty.lian

31. From top to bottom: flirting with your man and then smirking at you to let you know you've lost him.

4 photos of a black white and orange cat laying its head on a man's shoulder

Via u/alrightsydney

32. The best this woman can have is sharing her boyfriend with her own cat.

black and grey fluffy cat laying on a man's back

Via Reddit

33. This cat definitely loves the owner's boyfriend more.

black and white cat hanging onto the doorknob of a brown door

Via u/Skoocho

34. This relationship has a third wheel in it and it's the cat.

black and white cat laying on a blanket and putting its paw on a someone's hands next to a woman's hands

Via u/definitelynotforpron

35. It was really nice of this woman to get a boyfriend for her cat to play with.

black and white cat sitting on a man's lap holding his arm and both of them have their mouths open

Via u/Arsenicyellow

36. It was time well spent.

We decorated the tree,

Me and my best friend.

black and white dog and woman laying on a woonde floor udner a decorated and lit up christmas tree

Via u/GoX14

37. Every morning, this husband sneaks out of bed to cuddle with his mistress.

black and white dog sleeping cuddled up with a man on a grey sofa

Via Reddit

38. Girlfriend's cat is obsessed with him and this is how they wake up every morning now. Safe to say that the girlfriend has been long forgotten.

black and white fluffy cat sleeping cuddled up next to a man's face

Via u/larryfinesse

39. When your girlfriend has adoring looks reserved just for your dog, you know that the dog has stolen her heart.

black and white fluffy dog standing on its hind legs looking into a woman's face while a white fluffy dog stands at her feet

Via u/The_Duke_of_Lizards

40. This dog has picked the girlfriend. This dude might as well pick up his stuff now and leave.

black dog sitting on a woman's lap

Via u/dj_8track

41.  Seducing the boyfriend in style.

black orange and white cat laying on a pillow next to a man on a bed

Via u/westernmeadowlark24

42. She's so obviously staking her claim on this man.

black white and orange cat laying in a bed with a man under a green blanket

Via u/neopetting

43. The boyfriend and the dog have hug sessions every morning and the girlfriend is not invited.

brown and white dog getting hugged by a man sitting on a stair

Via u/kiana23

44. This puppy has definitely stolen his owner's girlfriend.

brown and white dog getting hugged by a woman

Via u/SavageSausage1

45. Mr. Steal Your Girl.

brown and white dog sitting on a brown sofa leaning against a woman

Via u/gordorobertson

46. Man finds his wife sleeping with his best friend.

brown and white dog sleeping cuddled up with a woman on a light brown sofa

Via u/toes2danose

47. When a hug from your boyfriend (or owner's boyfriend, whatever) sends you over the moon.

brown and white pitbull on a grey sofa getting hugged by a man

Via u/raybeedee

48. Playing video games together strengthens any couple's bond.

brown dog sitting on a man's lap while the man is playing a game

Via u/shangram

49. Finding your boyfriend in bed with someone else.

brown dog sleeping with its chin resting on the back of a sleeping man's neck

Via u/mishalaluna

50. Neither the wife nor the dog is missing the husband.

brown fluffy dog sleeping behind a woman on a white bed

Via u/weatherworn

51. This mare has her eye on this man.

brown horse nuzzling a man wearing a cap

Via u/Deathbeforedawn7

52. This dog is showing his owner's girlfriend who really owns this man

brown pitbull sitting upright on a red sofa putting one paw on a man's shoulder

Via u/NBAJam95

53. Making his "I stole your girl" face.

brown tabby cat cuddled up on a brown sofa with a sleeping woman

Via u/poopmypantsMcGhee

54. Stealing the girlfriend's heart with this little blep and all his cuteness.

german shepherd sleeping on a woman sleeping on a beige sofa

Via u/jdubery

55. Watching the fireworks with the ones who matter the most.

golden retriever and woman holding hands on a balcony and watching fireworks

Via u/trkassmark

56. This dog stole his girl and has zero regrets.

golden retriever laying on a white bed getting hugged by a sleeping woman

Via @leroy_hirama

57. That smug look is proof that he intended to steal his girl from the get-go. And knows he was successful.

golden retriever seated on a grey sofa leaning against a woman looking smugly at the camera

Via u/bjornandborg

58. Find someone who looks at you the way this cat looks at her owner's boyfriend.

grey and white cat playing a paw on a man's arm who is playing a game on a black sofa

Via u/Stromster

59. This cat is no longer trying to steal his girl. He's already stolen her heart.

grey and white fluffy cat sitting on a chair at a dining table in front of food next to a woman

Via u/sambianchetto

60. This kitty is definitely flirting with her owner's boyfriend.

grey and white kitten being held by a man wearing grey and is looking up at him

Via u/ShadeeLeann

61. Waiting for the owner's boyfriend to come home because the boyfriend is now the most important person to this cat.

grey and white tabby cat hanging onto the letterbox slot on a brown door and looking through the gap

Via u/idontknowiforgot

62. Only the cat gets to hold hands with the husband. The wife might as well just get out now.

grey and white tabby cat holding hands with a man on a grey couch

Via u/Ijoinedforredditaww

63. "Me three."

grey and white tabby cat on a green bed putting a front leg over two people holding hands

Via u/abilledeaux

64. "Look at me, hooman. I'm the boyfriend now."

grey tabby cat sleeping cuddled up under a blanket with a woman

Via u/Slipperyfister

65. He's so excited to teach his dog about his game.

man on a phone laying belly down on a blue bed hugging a brown pomeranian

Via u/cocoakaos

66. When the girlfriend went to get a drink, the cat decided to come say hi to her boyfriend.

orange and white cat sitting on a black chair

Via u/lolskaters

67. This cat has eyes for no one else but this man.

orange and white cat sitting on a man's lap

Via u/EggshellsandEyeballs

68. This cat has claimed her owner's boyfriend for herself and no one can do anything about it.

tweet with a photo showing a black cat gtting hugged by a man with the cat's head resting on his shoulder

Via Twitter

69. This was the first night they met. A beautiful relationship is sure to follow.

white fluffy dog sleeping cuddled up with a man wearing a green t shirt on a beige chair

Via u/blackythegreat

70. Movie night with the boyfriend.

white kitten laying on the shoulder of a man

Via u/pebernd9010

71. Just a man and his girlfriend's dog having a moment. Nothing to see here.

yellow labrador getting hugged by a man

Via u/Tuhyk_inside

72. The husband has been replaced on Valentine's Day.

yellow labrador sleeping on a pillow next to a woman on a bed

Via u/kevinonthemoon

73. A boyfriend with his girlfriend.

2 photos of a black cat being held by a man

Via u/sarahnourie

74. He knows he stole his owner's girlfriend and he's smug about it too.

2 photos of a brown and white dog laying on a bed with a woman and looking smug

Via @apradical2

75. When you steal your owner's girlfriend and then gloat about it.

2 photos of a brown and white tabby cat cuddling with a woman

Via u/jigglefest2

76. He stole your girl and now he's letting you know he's won.

2 photos of a brown pitbull leaning against a woman on a sofa

Via u/NBAJam95

77. This woman's husband has two big fans in her cats.

2 white cats sitting on either side at the top of a black chair where a man is sitting

Via u/Azryhael

78. Stealing this woman's husband since Day 1.

3 photos of a black and white husky on a man's lap

Via u/punohuksy

79. This cat is definitely in love with this woman's husband. Look at the love in this kitty's eyes!

black and white tabby cat laying belly up on someone's lap and looking up at their face

Via u/sillykittyish

80. "I stole your husband. What're you gonna do about it?"

3 photos of a grey tabby cat laying across a man's arm on a wooden table

Via Nasrin Hami

These cats have no regrets nor qualms about stealing their owner's partners and staking their (rightful?) claim. Anyway, how could anyone be mad at them? They're so cute and adorable, can you blame them for stealing the hearts of everyone they meet?

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