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50 Cattos Being The Derpiest Derps You've Ever Seen

Published: May 6, 2022 · Modified: May 6, 2022 by Melinda Ramirez · This post may contain affiliate links

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We've all heard all kinds of things about cats: that they're evil, that they love fish, that they hate all living things, etc. None of these are actually true. Cats are sweet, affectionate and adorable animals with their own personalities and their little quirks. Here are 50 kitties being so derpy you can't help but laugh!

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  • 1. Kitty sitting up like a hooman next to his grandma.
  • 2. Impawsible yoga pose while sleeping.
  • 3. 🎶 It's the final brain cell, du na na naaaa, du na na na naaaa 🎶
  • 4. The catnip has gone straight to his head.
  • 5. A leggy snooze.
  • 6. Little derpy girl dropping in to say a sleepy hi to everyone!
  • 7. Meet the Queen of Derp.
  • 8. Is this cat... broken?
  • 9. Behold the Mega Derp!
  • 10. Is this... comfortable??!
  • 11. Just derpin' around.
  • 12. Sittin' in a box, derp-style.
  • 13. The sleepiest derp in all the land.
  • 14. Such beauty, much grace.
  • 15. A majestic derp warming the butt in the sunshine.
  • 16. All crazy for the yummy plant!
  • 17. Sitting like a little hooman.
  • 18. Reaching for his hair tie toy that accidentally got away from him.
  • 19. Doin' a little winky-wink.
  • 20. Jack-in-the-box but make it derpy cat.
  • 21. Looks like the bubble bath won.
  • 22. The little bowtie is a free pass to anything.
  • 23. Infinite cat!
  • 24. "If I fitz, I sitz."
  • 25. Ivar had too much catnip and saw into the 6th dimension.
  • 26. "Ahh, now I know! It's a miniature bathtub for me. Well, I still don't understand what there is to enjoy."
  • 27. Cat: "Get that thing away from me!"
  • 28. When all the catnip hits at once.
  • 29. "Wheeeeee!!"
  • 30. Pretty sure that is not cat. This is clearly a catfish.
  • 31. Watching Tom & Jerry, this kitten turned into a cartoon himself.
  • 32. Escaping to Nopeland.
  • 33. "Is this my butt? Why is it back there? I'll try to catch my bu..." *falls off the bed.
  • 34. Scar was a cat. He couldn't help but push things off the edge. That's the universal truth.
  • 35. Quality Control Cat.
  • 36. "I'm not moving Mom, until you get me those new treats."
  • 37. The butt phase of a shoulder cat...
  • 38. This kitty is hypnotising you: You will get me fish. You will get me fish. You will get me...
  • 39. "Hmpf"
  • 40. "I see all now. I know the meaning of my existence. This holy white liquid has enlightened me to the truth!"
  • 41. The other cat in the background is definitely gonna assassinate this cat.
  • 42. He is very squish and wouldn't have it any other way!
  • 43. Listening for cosmic vibrations. Obviously.
  • 44. "Let me hit that delete button!"
  • 45. "Keep moving it up-and-down. The best back scratcher ever."
  • 46. Bunneh Derp.
  • 47. Chormp on the broccoli.
  • 48. Purrfect kitty does a derp.
  • 49. "I... I was sleepwalking... I swear."
  • 50. "Oh, you're awake. I was just going to...surprise you with some delicious hot chocolate!"

1. Kitty sitting up like a hooman next to his grandma.

black and white cat sitting on leaning against the sofa back next to an old woman

Via u/Alarmed_Bookkeeper_3

2. Impawsible yoga pose while sleeping.

black and white cat sleeping on someone's lap with the back legs bent towards the head

Via u/Logan0716

3. 🎶 It's the final brain cell, du na na naaaa, du na na na naaaa 🎶

black and white cat with widened eyes

Via u/Valkiae

4. The catnip has gone straight to his head.

black and white siamese cat inside a cat tree house with the tongue sticking out

Via u/Elvishgirl

5. A leggy snooze.

black cat laying on a hammock in a grey cat tree with the legs stretched out

Via u/Guthrotull

6. Little derpy girl dropping in to say a sleepy hi to everyone!

brown and orange cat with eyes crossed

Via u/lalalalahurrr

7. Meet the Queen of Derp.

brown and white tabby cat laying on the top of a black brown red and orange sofa with the head tilting downwards

Via u/Mothtoof

8. Is this cat... broken?

brown tabby cat sitting up on its haunches in curiosity

Via u/nipnopples

9. Behold the Mega Derp!

fluffy brown cat staring at something with widened eyes

Via u/XxShananiganxX

10. Is this... comfortable??!

fluffy brown tabby sleeping on a white surface with the head falling off

Via u/ctlee303

11. Just derpin' around.

fluffy grey and brown cat sitting with the tongue sticking out

Via u/mainecoonlove

12. Sittin' in a box, derp-style.

grey and white cat sitting inside a cardboard box with one leg resting on the side

Via u/tyw7

13. The sleepiest derp in all the land.

grey and white cat sleeping with the tongue sticking out slightly

Via u/will160628

14. Such beauty, much grace.

grey and white cat laying on a blue chair and sticking the tongue out

Via u/ivy_winterborn

15. A majestic derp warming the butt in the sunshine.

grey tabby cat laying belly up stretching with sunshine falling on the back legs and the crotch

Via u/saucity

16. All crazy for the yummy plant!

grey tabby cat licking a plant near a window

Via u/Icy-Blueberry-2738

17. Sitting like a little hooman.

grey white and orange cat sitting with the front legs placed between the back legs which are stretched out

Via u/OhLookASquirrel

18. Reaching for his hair tie toy that accidentally got away from him.

light brown cat leg and paw showing under a white bathroom door trying to reach a hair tie that's far from the paw

Via u/QuackBoy1

19. Doin' a little winky-wink.

orange cat standing on leaves and looking over some concrete stones and having the right eyes closed

Via u/JPicaro416

20. Jack-in-the-box but make it derpy cat.

white orange and black cat jumping out of a hole in a box

Via u/PensivePhotographer

21. Looks like the bubble bath won.

1 photo of a bengal cat in a bubble bath and 1 phoot of a bengal cat on the floor with suds on the face

Via u/schizbouncer

22. The little bowtie is a free pass to anything.

1 photo of black and white cat on a chair looking at some toast and 1 photo of the cat on the table and holding the toast

Via u/Bratrunningwild

23. Infinite cat!

2 grey cats putting up their paw onto 2 mirrors with multiple cats in the reflection

Via u/notGhxst

24. "If I fitz, I sitz."

2 photos of a brown and white fluffy cat in a transparent plastic box with the captions saying Why isn't it getting bigger and Almost fluff overload

Via u/GenerallyHopeful

25. Ivar had too much catnip and saw into the 6th dimension.

2 photos of a fluffy brown tabby on a table with wide eyes and the tongue sticking out

Via u/Azsnee09

26. "Ahh, now I know! It's a miniature bathtub for me. Well, I still don't understand what there is to enjoy."

2 photos of a grey and white kitten playing on a toilet seat and then falling in with the caption saying I'm in the bath and this happens

Via u/Azsnee09

27. Cat: "Get that thing away from me!"

2 photos of a grey cat being surprised by a toddler with a caption saying Cat interacts with small human for first time

Via u/mariela4435

28. When all the catnip hits at once.

2 photos of a playful brown tabby cat with a sad wistful look

Via u/Azsnee09

29. "Wheeeeee!!"

2 photos of a white cat hanging on a lampshade from a light bulb on the ceiling

Via u/purple-circle

30. Pretty sure that is not cat. This is clearly a catfish.

2 photos of an orange cat sitting in a wash basin filled with water

Via u/QAnnihilateQ64

31. Watching Tom & Jerry, this kitten turned into a cartoon himself.

2 photos of an orange kitten watching tom and jerry and getting startled by jerry hitting tom

Via u/tyneboys

32. Escaping to Nopeland.

3 photos of a white cat jumping up to hide in a white kitchen cabinet with a caption saying Vacuums are scary

Via u/f_the_off

33. "Is this my butt? Why is it back there? I'll try to catch my bu..." *falls off the bed.

3 photos of a white cat walking on a green bed twisting around and then falling off

Via u/-Tigger

34. Scar was a cat. He couldn't help but push things off the edge. That's the universal truth.

3 photos of an orange cat falling off of a mattress set against the wall with a black and white cat watching on with the caption The Lion King 1994 Re-enacted

Via u/whocaresbilly

35. Quality Control Cat.

3 photos of an orange cat sitting up on its haunches next to a person

Via u/-Tigger

36. "I'm not moving Mom, until you get me those new treats."

black and brown cat laying belly up stretched out on the floor of a store

Via u/purple-circle

37. The butt phase of a shoulder cat...

black and orange cat standing on a woman's shoulder with the cat's butt on the side of the woman's head

Via u/tdoodles97

38. This kitty is hypnotising you: You will get me fish. You will get me fish. You will get me...

black and white cat looking up with widened eyes

Via u/numetalcore

39. "Hmpf"

black and white cat sitting on a cat tree and holding a green ball in its mouth

Via u/ba113r1na

40. "I see all now. I know the meaning of my existence. This holy white liquid has enlightened me to the truth!"

black and white kitten drinking milk out of a bowl with lots of milk around the mouth

Via u/Buchabricks

41. The other cat in the background is definitely gonna assassinate this cat.

black and white showing the chin very close to the camera with a black and white cat behind it

Via u/esbenitez

42. He is very squish and wouldn't have it any other way!

black cat hugged by someone wearing a red blue and white sweater on a black sofa and the cat's face is squished to and has widened eyes

Via u/JohnTrapper

43. Listening for cosmic vibrations. Obviously.

black cat laying on a brown armrest of a sofa with the face turned to the side with widened eyes

Via u/anushy7

44. "Let me hit that delete button!"

black kitten sticking the tongue out and on a table with some black keyboards

Via u/antgreggs

45. "Keep moving it up-and-down. The best back scratcher ever."

brown siamese cat hanging on a screen door photographed from the outside

Via u/VQ37HR911

46. Bunneh Derp.

fluffy grey cat sitting on its haunches with the tongue sticking out slightly

Via u/Virgogirl909

47. Chormp on the broccoli.

grey and white cat in a store biting some broccoli

Via u/kee-mosabe

48. Purrfect kitty does a derp.

grey and white cat sitting next to someone with the tongue sticking out

Via u/lalalady123_

49. "I... I was sleepwalking... I swear."

orange cat on a table trying to steal 2 fish on a blue plate

Via u/downriverrowing

50. "Oh, you're awake. I was just going to...surprise you with some delicious hot chocolate!"

white and black siamese cat carrying a bag of mini marshmallows in its mouth

Via Reddit

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