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40 Cats Being Jerks Just Because They Can

Published: Mar 16, 2022 by Melinda Ramirez · This post may contain affiliate links

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Cats are the absolute cutest and they can be so sweet too, but their dominant trait is definitely being mean. Here are 40 cats being total jerks just because they can. Scroll on to enjoy these demons in action!

Jump to:
  • 1. "The prettiest things in this house have to be us."
  • 2. "Alright, that's enough kisses. Stop. Go away."
  • 3. Stealing the hooman's meatball because the hooman didn't give me meatballs and the hooman doesn't deserve a yummy treat anyway.
  • 4. Nosferatu: Cat Edition.
  • 5. Stealing the hooman's lunch because... pizza!
  • 6. "There is far too much enjoyment occurring in my vicinity. Please cease and desist immediately. The sittings will continue until mood improves."
  • 7. This cat is always tripping up their hooman. Definitely attempting a murder.
  • 8. This is the laziest murder attempt I've ever seen.
  • 9. This cat is tampering with the evidence of the murder mystery game. I guess no one is playing this game now.
  • 10. Walking barefoot isn't safe when this kitty is around.
  • 11. "Nobody is celebrating Christmas now. Cause I'm eating it."
  • 12. "No plants will survive under my reign!"
  • 13. Well, no one gets to watch the show now.
  • 14. Who needs a scratching post when you have jigsaw puzzle pieces to sharpen your claws?
  • 15. "These weren't organised so I'm doing that for you."
  • 16. "What could be more impawtant than me? Focus on me instead!"
  • 17. Vanquishing the Kitchen Paper Towel Monster.
  • 18. All hail the Destroyer of All Potted Plants.
  • 19. She has two bowls to drink out of and she still wants the people mug.
  • 20. "I'm battling the shower curtain to save you, Tiffany. Be more appreciative."
  • 21. Cats have been jerks since they came to Earth.
  • 22. Terrorising the hooman when he's vulnerable just because.
  • 23. Giving the hooman a heart attack and making them waste time, energy and paper before sauntering back in.
  • 24. "You dare to have fun food without sharing with me?? Now no one gets to have cake."
  • 25. Probably hoping you slip on the water and die.
  • 26. This cat doesn't even regret anything.
  • 27. "It's my car now hahahaha"
  • 28. This cat saw the opportunity and took it.
  • 29. I think this is how people get cats. You don't choose cats, cats choose you.
  • 30. "This not your phone anymore. This is now my bed."
  • 31. This cat is the one calling all the shots in this house.
  • 32. Cats are the Ultimate Hiders.
  • 33. Not only did Nudge choose the worst person in the room to sit on, she also completely ignores the glares from said person.
  • 34. This cat chose violence.
  • 35. This sneaky kitty got a bit more than expected.
  • 36. Kitty clearly does not care one bit about your precious Zoom meeting.
  • 37. This cat is really testing everyone.
  • 38. Trying to murder the hooman in his sleep every night.
  • 39. Everything under the sun belongs to cats so this pregnancy pillow belongs to the cat, not the pregnant woman.
  • 40. This mean kitty figured out that he can wake the big hoomans up if he wakes up the baby first.

1. "The prettiest things in this house have to be us."

grey and white kitten and grey and white tabby kitten breaking apart a bouquet and vase of flowers

Via u/stormbutton

2. "Alright, that's enough kisses. Stop. Go away."

black and white cat getting hugged by a woman and the cat is placing a paw on the person's mouth

Via u/Cronchy_Tacos

3. Stealing the hooman's meatball because the hooman didn't give me meatballs and the hooman doesn't deserve a yummy treat anyway.

black and white cat standing on brown carpet in a hallway sniffing a meatball on the floor

Via u/kumori_77

4. Nosferatu: Cat Edition.

black and white cat with the mouth wide open and attacking a woman's head

Via u/desymeows

5. Stealing the hooman's lunch because... pizza!

black cat biting into the crust of a pizza slice on a tray over a stove

Via u/Longsuffer1ng

6. "There is far too much enjoyment occurring in my vicinity. Please cease and desist immediately. The sittings will continue until mood improves."

black cat laying on a bunch of cat toys while a white and orange cat watches

Via u/saintash

7. This cat is always tripping up their hooman. Definitely attempting a murder.

black cat laying on a grey and white carpet that has bunched up in front of the cat

Via u/one_salty_cracka

8. This is the laziest murder attempt I've ever seen.

black kitten drinking out of a glass in a red bowl on the floor with a black and white cat sitting higher up on a white sofa pushing the kitten's head into the water

Via u/Sch3bang

9. This cat is tampering with the evidence of the murder mystery game. I guess no one is playing this game now.

brown tabby cat cleaning itself on a murder mystery game laid out on a table

Via u/TheWednesdayProject

10. Walking barefoot isn't safe when this kitty is around.

grey and white cat reaching out from under a brown cupboard to attack someone's foot

Via u/LOERMaster

11. "Nobody is celebrating Christmas now. Cause I'm eating it."

grey and white kitten attacking christmas decorations

Via u/MilvusCry

12. "No plants will survive under my reign!"

grey and white tabby cat in a bathroom with a smashed plant pot

Via u/urban_shoe_myth

13. Well, no one gets to watch the show now.

grey tabby cat standing on a table blocking a screen with a show going on

Via u/ForgottenSoul218

14. Who needs a scratching post when you have jigsaw puzzle pieces to sharpen your claws?

grey tabby sitting on a mostly completed puzzle with some parts missing and some scratched up

Via u/caymen01

15. "These weren't organised so I'm doing that for you."

orange and whtie cat standing on hind legs surrounded by bookshelves with a pile of books on the floor

Via u/underscore_lenore

16. "What could be more impawtant than me? Focus on me instead!"

orange cat sitting on a wooden table in the middle of a jigsaw puzzle that has only the frame of it completed

Via u/AuburnTom

17. Vanquishing the Kitchen Paper Towel Monster.

orange cat laying on white paper towels ripped up from the rolls

Via u/smoking_gun

18. All hail the Destroyer of All Potted Plants.

white and black siamese kitten sitting on a red stair next to a potted plant toppled over

Via u/Eatingclementines

19. She has two bowls to drink out of and she still wants the people mug.

white siamese cat standing on a wooden table and drinking out of a white mug

Via u/Lantern777

20. "I'm battling the shower curtain to save you, Tiffany. Be more appreciative."

4 photos of a brown and white tabby cat in a bathtub with a shredded up white shower curtain

Via Reddit

21. Cats have been jerks since they came to Earth.

ancient brown roof tiles with cat paw prints in them

Via u/matt_604

22. Terrorising the hooman when he's vulnerable just because.

black and white cat hanging onto a white shower curtain while someone's hand holds it from below and a bengal cat sits on the floor and watches

Via u/kenlayne

23. Giving the hooman a heart attack and making them waste time, energy and paper before sauntering back in.

black and white cat laying on a pile of lost cat posters on the floor

Via u/bree613

24. "You dare to have fun food without sharing with me?? Now no one gets to have cake."

black and white cat sitting on a yellow cake in a plastic box placed on a black vending machine

Via Reddit

25. Probably hoping you slip on the water and die.

black and white cat standing with front legs inside a white water bowl

Via u/uralva

26. This cat doesn't even regret anything.

black cat laying on a blanket next to a sign on a white paper that says i peed on the floor and my mom slipped in it, fell over, and had to take a new shower

Via u/CreatrixAnima

27. "It's my car now hahahaha"

brown bengal cat sitting in the passenger seat of a car while a woman and a man are standing outside

Via u/GuyYeti

28. This cat saw the opportunity and took it.

brown tabby cat drinking water out of a green glass on a table next to a yellow mug

29. I think this is how people get cats. You don't choose cats, cats choose you.

brown tabby cat sitting on brown tiled floor

Via u/Tunkin

30. "This not your phone anymore. This is now my bed."

brown tabby kitten sitting like a loaf on a white iphone on a brown carpet

Via @nieshatrout

31. This cat is the one calling all the shots in this house.

form that says we could not complete work requested because black cat said no

Via @quiet_ellie

32. Cats are the Ultimate Hiders.

grey and white tabby cat head peeking through a gap between two white shelves

Via u/rrachy

33. Not only did Nudge choose the worst person in the room to sit on, she also completely ignores the glares from said person.

grey and white cat sitting on the lap of a woman sitting in a brown chair

Via u/The_Forest_Corgi

34. This cat chose violence.

grey black and white tabby cat biting the butt of a person wearing blue pants

Via u/EUOS_the_cat

35. This sneaky kitty got a bit more than expected.

grey cat hanging from a basket on a high shelf in an open pantry cupboard with the things in it toppling out

36. Kitty clearly does not care one bit about your precious Zoom meeting.

grey tabby cat jumping in the middle of a man and a laptop and the man falling back

37. This cat is really testing everyone.

grey tabby laying on the top of a brown chair with one paw on a brown kitchen counter

Via u/wingman2111

38. Trying to murder the hooman in his sleep every night.

grey tabby cat sleeping on someone's face

Via @stluis_htx

39. Everything under the sun belongs to cats so this pregnancy pillow belongs to the cat, not the pregnant woman.

orange white and black cat sitting in a white pregnancy pillow

Via u/AxlCobainVedder

40. This mean kitty figured out that he can wake the big hoomans up if he wakes up the baby first.

orange cat sitting on a black rug in front of a white door

Via @_cingraham

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