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36 Dogs Battling Household Objects

Published: Apr 21, 2022 by Melinda Ramirez · This post may contain affiliate links

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Dogs are humans' best friend and they are very skilled at protecting us from harm too. Sometimes, they take it a little too far and try to "protect" us from completely harmless things, like our own shoes, food and an assortment of household objects. Scroll down to see 36 doggos being brave warriors and saving their hoomans from dangerous objects around the house and vanquishing these evil foes.

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  • 1. Someone wanted to be a festive Grinch.
  • 2. The sofa was clearly trying to destroy the home and the hoomans and this doggo is a brave one who vanquished a dangerous villain.
  • 3. The door posed a danger to everyone and so this dog took care of it.
  • 4. Doggo hates all shoes and sandals and his life's mission is to destroy every single one of them.
  • 5. This puppy supports the movement of going back to pre-technological times.
  • 6. Sneakers are the enemy!
  • 7. I don't think this dog knows how reading works. Chewing is definitely not the way to go, buddy.
  • 8. Another hater of technology. Or maybe trying to help the hooman with organising the tangle of wires?
  • 9. Vanquishing the Vacuum Monster.
  • 10. Toilet paper rolls are actually evil. This pupperino knows that and is destroying them for you. You're welcome.
  • 11. Biting the chest of drawers to teach it a lesson. What a brave puppy!
  • 12. "The flower was being suspicious and so I am destroying it... You're welcome!"
  • 13. The Knight of the 7th Realm is here to protect you from the villainous wooden chair.
  • 14. When shoes are your non-mortal enemy.
  • 15. The heels are too high and they can be harmful to the hooman so the doggo is shortening the heels. What a caring doggo!
  • 16. A very bad creature was hiding in the cupboard and this doggo has saved humanity from it. The mess is nothing compared to all the life-saving.
  • 17. These corgos are definitely alarmed by the ginormous zucchini!
  • 18. Bubbles are evil, obviously.
  • 19. This doorstop was up to no good and this dog is taking care of it for you.
  • 20. "... The elf was being suspicious."
  • 21. Lemons are clearly the root of all evil and must be watched very closely.
  • 22. The dog bed has been destroyed because it was guilty of harbouring a fugitive, the nature of which this doggo is not able comment on at this current moment.
  • 23. Ice cubes are very strange, so obviously this pupper needs to investigate.
  • 24. This dog knows better than to trust this melon.
  • 25. Pumpkins cannot be trusted. This puppy knows that.
  • 26. This corgi is protesting against this newspaper.
  • 27. Saving his hooman from an addition to technology and photography.
  • 28. The trash can was sentient and was trying to attack the hoomans in their sleep so the doggo had to step in and save the night.
  • 29. A sploot designed to protect the hooman from the swiffer mop.
  • 30. This wind-up frog is acting extremely suspicious! This requires very close monitoring. Doggo is on the job.
  • 31. This tiny pumpkin absolutely cannot be trusted.
  • 32. Hmm... this head massager looks suspicious.
  • 33. Octopus of any kind cannot be trusted. Obviously.
  • 34. Destroying this doorstop to teach it a tough lesson.
  • 35. They started out as enemies but now they are besties. Still, pupperino is keeping a close eye on this brick.
  • 36. "Cherry tomatoes are the DEVIL!!!"

1. Someone wanted to be a festive Grinch.

beagle on the floor by a christmas tree and tangled up in christmas lights with 1 beagle on the floor watching and another beagle on a sofa

Via Partners Dogs

2. The sofa was clearly trying to destroy the home and the hoomans and this doggo is a brave one who vanquished a dangerous villain.

black and white dog sitting on a black couch that is ripped up on one side with stuffing hanging out

Via iStock

3. The door posed a danger to everyone and so this dog took care of it.

black and white french bulldog next to a destroyed wooden door and pieces on the floor

Via iStock

4. Doggo hates all shoes and sandals and his life's mission is to destroy every single one of them.

black brown and white terrier holding a brown sandal in the mouth

Via Nylabone

5. This puppy supports the movement of going back to pre-technological times.

brown and black puppy sitting between a white phone and a grey and black laptop with a cracked screen

Via iStock

6. Sneakers are the enemy!

brown and white dog biting a black and white sneaker while laying on a yellow cushion on the floor with a woman on the couch behind her

Via PetMD

7. I don't think this dog knows how reading works. Chewing is definitely not the way to go, buddy.

brown and white dog laying next to a chewed up blue and yellow book

Via Literary Hub

8. Another hater of technology. Or maybe trying to help the hooman with organising the tangle of wires?

brown and white puppy biting some black wires

Via iStock

9. Vanquishing the Vacuum Monster.

brown dog biting a large grey vaccum cleaner being used on a colourful carpet

Via u/doshegotabootyshedo

10. Toilet paper rolls are actually evil. This pupperino knows that and is destroying them for you. You're welcome.

chocolate labrador retriever puppy laying on the floor ripping upp rolls of toilet paper

Via VetStreet

11. Biting the chest of drawers to teach it a lesson. What a brave puppy!

golden retriever puppy chewing on the edge of a brown wooden chest of drawers

Via PetFinder

12. "The flower was being suspicious and so I am destroying it... You're welcome!"

golden retriever puppy grabbing a yellow flower and biting it in a garden

Via Keene Kanine

13. The Knight of the 7th Realm is here to protect you from the villainous wooden chair.

golden retriever puppy laying on the floor next to a chewed up wooden chair leg

Via theverybesttop10

14. When shoes are your non-mortal enemy.

someone trying to drag away a brown sandal from a black and brown puppy chewing it

Via The Spruce Pets

15. The heels are too high and they can be harmful to the hooman so the doggo is shortening the heels. What a caring doggo!

brown and white dog biting silver high heels

Via Canine Commander

16. A very bad creature was hiding in the cupboard and this doggo has saved humanity from it. The mess is nothing compared to all the life-saving.

1 photo of a destroyed living room and 1 photo of a black and white dog sitting on a sofa with one leg placed over the top of the sofa

Via @audeycrose

17. These corgos are definitely alarmed by the ginormous zucchini!

2 brown and white corgis looking afraid of a large green zucchini

Via imgur

18. Bubbles are evil, obviously.

2 photos of a white dog trying to bite soap bubbles in a garden

Via @haleywuIff

19. This doorstop was up to no good and this dog is taking care of it for you.

black and brown german shepherd looking confused and annoyed at a doorstop

Via NOVAtheGermanShepherd

20. "... The elf was being suspicious."

black and white puppy laying on a white bed with someone holding up a red and white elf toy with the head chewed off

Via @TheGurglingCod

21. Lemons are clearly the root of all evil and must be watched very closely.

black brown and white bernse mountain puppy laying on the floor in front of half a lemon

Via CharkFarkBark

22. The dog bed has been destroyed because it was guilty of harbouring a fugitive, the nature of which this doggo is not able comment on at this current moment.

brown and black hound sitting in the middle of green stuffing from a destroyed dog bed

Via @BillReyno

23. Ice cubes are very strange, so obviously this pupper needs to investigate.

brown and white bulldog trying to swat at an ice cube on the floor

Via CrazyFunnyStuffCFS

24. This dog knows better than to trust this melon.

brown and white cavalier king charles spaniel looking afraid of a green melon on a purple surface

Via Herky The Cavalier

25. Pumpkins cannot be trusted. This puppy knows that.

brown and white corgi jumping at a small orange pumpkin

Via Pyrenean Mastiff

26. This corgi is protesting against this newspaper.

brown and white corgi laying on a light brown sofa biting a newspaper

Via Diana Bruk

27. Saving his hooman from an addition to technology and photography.

brown and white dog running off with a GoPro camera with another brown and white dog and a man chasing the first dog

Via @Jon_Christian

28. The trash can was sentient and was trying to attack the hoomans in their sleep so the doggo had to step in and save the night.

brown dog standing with the top of a grey trash can stuck around the head on the neck

Via @jakeofish

29. A sploot designed to protect the hooman from the swiffer mop.

brown and white corgi puppy laying flat on the floor and holding onto a swiffer mop

Via The Dodo

30. This wind-up frog is acting extremely suspicious! This requires very close monitoring. Doggo is on the job.

golden retriever in front of a green wind-up toy frog

Via @goldenretriever.noor

31. This tiny pumpkin absolutely cannot be trusted.

brown and white corgi laying on the floor in front of a small yellow pumpkin

Via Jackie Sullivan Passetti

32. Hmm... this head massager looks suspicious.

golden retriever laying on a white bed looking angry at a white and green head massager someone holding in front of the dog

Via @tuckerbudzyn

33. Octopus of any kind cannot be trusted. Obviously.

white poodle leaning away from cooked octopus

Via Morgan Greenwald

34. Destroying this doorstop to teach it a tough lesson.

golden retriever puppy laying on the floor and looking angry at a doorstop

Via @goldenretrievers

35. They started out as enemies but now they are besties. Still, pupperino is keeping a close eye on this brick.

golden retriever puppy laying on the floor with a red brick

Via @itsthymee

36. "Cherry tomatoes are the DEVIL!!!"

golden retriever snarling at boxes of red cherries Via u/ToxxicTalon

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