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60 Dogs Who Are So Bad At Hiding It's Hilarious

Published: Mar 16, 2022 by Melinda Ramirez · This post may contain affiliate links

While dogs are very talented and wholesome beings, some of them aren't blessed with the best sense and abilities. Hiding is one of those things where you're either good at it, or you're not. These are 60 doggos who are so hopelessly bad at hiding it's ridiculous. So scroll down to have a good giggle at these silly puppers and their antics.

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1. Just because you can't see us anymore doesn't mean you're hidden, buddy.
2. Looks like your stealth game is not very good, pupper.
3. This is such a great spot to hide until someone needs to put this hoodie on.
4. This is not a good hide-and-seek spot because everyone can see the couch cushion looking wonky.
5. An excellent hiding place. I can't even see the doggo.
6. Peeking out to check if the hooman saw the damage was a mistake.
7. This puppy didn't really think this hiding place through.
8. Clearly this doggo is very well-hidden.
9. The leaf on the head really cinches this doggo's position as an excellent hider.
10. Another fan of "if I can't see them, they can't see me".
11. This pupper really wants to be good at hiding. But is not.
12. If you're looking for a good hiding place, nothing beats blankets. But you gotta put your head all the way under.
13. Awww this is not really hiding, little puppy. We can see everything of you. Except for your nose, that is.
14. The hooman is trying to take this doggo to the vet so he's hiding. I don't think this is gonna work.
15. Ooh looks like the game of hide-and-seek is going well for the doggo in the mound of hay.
16. Very ninja so hide such good wow.
17. "One........two.......three......no peeping......four"
18. These drapes have paws...
19. "Are they gone?? Which way??"
20. Looks like this doggo did something he shouldn't have done, and he knows it.
21. "Oooo, I'm a spooky ghost"
22. Buddy, this isn't a very good hiding spot. For one, most of you is out of the hiding spot.
23. "Just inspecting the toilet. It's all good. You're good to go."
24. This doggo has taken a page out of a cat's book and is waiting all camouflaged to trip the hooman up.
25. "I'm part-chameleon, you know... I blend very well. Unfortunately it's the front half."
26. "Just been in here all day looking for my ball."
27. "You said there was a bone under here. Now we're stuck! Do you have anymore bright ideas, Brutus?"
28. "Dogfort come in, I've been found. The mission is compromised."
29. "When you're in trouble, just stick your head under the bed and your problems are solved."
30. The camouflage blanket has to go all the way over you for this to work. And you also have to be in the jungle for the full effect.
31. Waiting sneakily for some treatos and snackos.
32. "Help!!! Where am I??? It's dark in here!!!"
33. "9, 10! Ready or not here I come!"
34. "I'm drowning in leaves!!"
35. Hiding spot no one would expect, easy snacks... epic win!
36. Actually, this dog is really good at hide and seek.
37. If you don't go all the way under the bed, it's not good hiding.
38. A real-life teddy bear with stuffed teddy bears. This would be good hiding if you weren't out on the stairs.
39. "This is my best imitation of a cat."
40. E for effort! Definitely trying, we can see that.
41. Would be the champion of hide and seek if the nose got tucked in under the bed too.
42. Most of this doggo is sticking out so I would give this pupper a hider rating of 3/10.
43. "I am so ashamed of this head gear, HIDE ME!"
44. An excellent except for the snooter making an appearance.
45. "I could be mistaken for a fur scarf in a drawer...hehe"
46. Ah! The sand can woof!
47. All is good until someone wants to go out wearing the beanie hat.
48. Ah, you almost got it!
49. "I can't see humans, humans can't see me."
50. "Is that demon cat gone?"
51. This... is not how dog beds work.
52. "You would never find me! hehehehe"
53. Is this pupper playing a game of hide-and-seek or peek-a-boo?
54. "Ummmmm.... I thought is was the bath tub..."
55. Oops, we've accidentally included a master ninja doggo in this list of bad hiders.
56. "5 more minutes mom!!!"
57. A very poor attempt at camouflage.
58. Nailed it or failed it?
59. Oh these curtains have legs!
60. Paws over eyes counts as hiding because pupperino can't see anything.

1. Just because you can't see us anymore doesn't mean you're hidden, buddy.

1 photo of trash all over a hosue and 1 photo of a black and white husky looking up away from the camera

2. Looks like your stealth game is not very good, pupper.

black and white husky standing on hind legs looking around a white doorway into a room

Via Cheezburger

3. This is such a great spot to hide until someone needs to put this hoodie on.

black brown and white dog face sticking out of the arm of a green hoodie on a black sofa

Via eBaum's World

4. This is not a good hide-and-seek spot because everyone can see the couch cushion looking wonky.

brown and black dog's face sticking out from between a sofa and the sofa cushion

Via eBaum's World

5. An excellent hiding place. I can't even see the doggo.

brown and white corgi laying on the floor behind a white curtain with only the butt and the back legs showing

Via komehachi888

6. Peeking out to check if the hooman saw the damage was a mistake.

brown and white puppy under a white cabinet with only the face showing next to a destroyed plant in a pot with soil everywhere

7. This puppy didn't really think this hiding place through.

brown and white shiba inu perched on a stack of books inside a small white shelf

8. Clearly this doggo is very well-hidden.

brown boxer sitting on a brown pot with a green plant on a balcony

Via Invisible Fence of Western Canada

9. The leaf on the head really cinches this doggo's position as an excellent hider.

brown dog in a pile of green red and brown leaves with a black and green leaf on the forehead

10. Another fan of "if I can't see them, they can't see me".

brown dog sitting on the floor with the face covered between 2 brown sofas

Via eBaum's World

11. This pupper really wants to be good at hiding. But is not.

brown dog standing on snow behind a slim grey tree branch with one half of the face hidden

12. If you're looking for a good hiding place, nothing beats blankets. But you gotta put your head all the way under.

brown wiry-haired dog on a red blanket and under a white quilt and a grene blanket with only the face showing

Via Michael Mandiberg

13. Awww this is not really hiding, little puppy. We can see everything of you. Except for your nose, that is.

fluffy white dog laying on carpet with the snout inside a green and brown sports shoe

Via u/AngryLilMuffin

14. The hooman is trying to take this doggo to the vet so he's hiding. I don't think this is gonna work.

white dog laying on the floor under a brown dog bed

Via Everything Funny

15. Ooh looks like the game of hide-and-seek is going well for the doggo in the mound of hay.

white dog under a pile of hay with only the butt and tail showing with a white dog and black and white dog standing near it

Via eBaum's World

16. Very ninja so hide such good wow.

1 photo of brown dog under a brown sofa with back half sticking out and 2 photos of the dog sticking the face out from under the sofa

Via u/OneAngryPanda

17. "One........two.......three......no peeping......four"

black and white dog laying by a window with a maroon and red curtain over the face showing the nose and mouth

Via aplacetolovedogs.com

18. These drapes have paws...

black and white dog laying on the floor and hidden under a white curtain with only the front half of the front legs and the nose showing

19. "Are they gone?? Which way??"

black and white dog peeking from inside a white blanket

20. Looks like this doggo did something he shouldn't have done, and he knows it.

black and white dog peeking out from under a brown bed

21. "Oooo, I'm a spooky ghost"

black and white photo of black and white dog with a lacy white curtain over the eyes

22. Buddy, this isn't a very good hiding spot. For one, most of you is out of the hiding spot.

black brown and white dog laying on the floor with the head under a brown table

Via 278toboston.com

23. "Just inspecting the toilet. It's all good. You're good to go."

black dog hiding behind a white toilet

Via beginningwithbecca.blogspot.com

24. This doggo has taken a page out of a cat's book and is waiting all camouflaged to trip the hooman up.

black dog with a blue collar laying on a black mat by a brown door

25. "I'm part-chameleon, you know... I blend very well. Unfortunately it's the front half."

brown and black dog hiding behind a silver and black curtain with the back and the tail showing

Via aboutpug.com

26. "Just been in here all day looking for my ball."

brown and white corgi under a green bed with just the butt and the back legs showing

27. "You said there was a bone under here. Now we're stuck! Do you have anymore bright ideas, Brutus?"

brown and white dog and black and brown hiding under a black sofa with their back halves sticking out

28. "Dogfort come in, I've been found. The mission is compromised."

brown and white dog inside a blue sofa that's kept upright with the bottom showing

Via DanMarshall

29. "When you're in trouble, just stick your head under the bed and your problems are solved."

brown and white dog laying on carpet with the head under a brown bed

30. The camouflage blanket has to go all the way over you for this to work. And you also have to be in the jungle for the full effect.

brown and white dog on a black and red plaid dog bed with the head hidden under a green camouflage blanket

Via sadanduseless.com

31. Waiting sneakily for some treatos and snackos.

brown and white dog paws showing from under an open refrigerator door

32. "Help!!! Where am I??? It's dark in here!!!"

brown and white dog sitting on the floor in front of a cabinet under the sink with cleaning liquids and with the dog's head inside a cardboard box

33. "9, 10! Ready or not here I come!"

brown and white dog with front paws on a chair with the eyes behind a wooden bar of the chair back

Via benefitauctions360.com

34. "I'm drowning in leaves!!"

brown and white dog's face sticking out of a pile of brown dry leaves on the ground

35. Hiding spot no one would expect, easy snacks... epic win!

brown and white husky puppy laying in shelf inside a refrigerator

Via owensworld.com

36. Actually, this dog is really good at hide and seek.

brown and white pomeranian in the middle of brown and white pomeranian stuffed toys

Via boothedog.net

37. If you don't go all the way under the bed, it's not good hiding.

brown and white puppy laying on the floor with the front half of the body under a bed

38. A real-life teddy bear with stuffed teddy bears. This would be good hiding if you weren't out on the stairs.

brown and white sitting on brown stairs with a brown teddy ebar in front and behind the dog

Via blog.daum.net

39. "This is my best imitation of a cat."

brown dog hiding between 2 brown couch cushions on a brown sofa with the face between the two back cushions

40. E for effort! Definitely trying, we can see that.

brown dog on a bed cuddled up with a grey blanket and a brown and red teddy bear

41. Would be the champion of hide and seek if the nose got tucked in under the bed too.

brown dog peeking out from under a grey material

42. Most of this doggo is sticking out so I would give this pupper a hider rating of 3/10.

brown dog sitting by a window with the face except for the nose and mouth under a brown curtain

43. "I am so ashamed of this head gear, HIDE ME!"

brown dog wearing a plastic elizabethan cone standing in a bathroom with the top half covered behind a white curtain

44. An excellent except for the snooter making an appearance.

brown dog's nose sticking out from under a green pillow with white flowers

45. "I could be mistaken for a fur scarf in a drawer...hehe"

brown pomeranian inside a black and white drawer

Via chubaandcompany.com

46. Ah! The sand can woof!

brown poodle standing on the sandy beach

Via Sara López Corlett

47. All is good until someone wants to go out wearing the beanie hat.

brown puppy inside an orange and yellow beanie hat on the floor

48. Ah, you almost got it!

fluffy black and grey dog laying on the floor against a wall with the head behind a white door

49. "I can't see humans, humans can't see me."

fluffy brown dog laying belly up with the front paws covering the face and the dog is next to a woman

Via Przemysław Ziółek

50. "Is that demon cat gone?"

fluffy white dog face showing from between two brown couch cushions

51. This... is not how dog beds work.

fluffy white dog under a brown and white dog bed that has turned upside down

Via elesquiu.com

52. "You would never find me! hehehehe"

german shepherd sitting on the floor of a bathroom trying to hide the face behind a partially unrolled toilet paper roll hanging down

53. Is this pupper playing a game of hide-and-seek or peek-a-boo?

golden retriever laying down on carpet with a white curtain over the eyes

54. "Ummmmm.... I thought is was the bath tub..."

golden retriever sitting inside a white washing machine

55. Oops, we've accidentally included a master ninja doggo in this list of bad hiders.

small fluffy white dog laying sideways on a white rug under a black coffee table

56. "5 more minutes mom!!!"

white and brown dog hiding the face in a brown blanket

Via sadanduseless.com

57. A very poor attempt at camouflage.

58. Nailed it or failed it?

59. Oh these curtains have legs!

60. Paws over eyes counts as hiding because pupperino can't see anything.

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