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60 Doggos Who Made Some Not-So-Smart Decisions

Published: Mar 16, 2022 by Melinda Ramirez · This post may contain affiliate links

Dogs are man's best friend and are definitely God's gift to humanity. That doesn't mean they make the brightest of choices all of the time. In fact, sometimes, doggos make mistakes and they backfire in majestic and spectacular ways. So here are 60 puppers who made some decisions that didn't quite work out. Some are aware of where they went wrong and some aren't. Some feel deep regret and some don't even know anything is wrong and keep smiling. Scroll down to see these hilarious doggos being their adorable and ridiculous selves!

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1. When your sibling has got the zoomies and you get caught up in it.
2. When nature calls, you gotta go.
3. Herding done... very wrong. But I guess this is one way to get the cows altogether.
4. "Why make things harder than they need to be?"
5. "I think I'm... stuck?"
6. This doggo showed the hooman what's what.
7. When your job is catch the wildlife but instead you make friends with the wildlife.
8. Someone forgot how to Dog™.
9. This is absolutely not how you use a dog bed.
10. When your hand-eye coordination is terrible.
11. "I just wanted to sit on the stool but somehow I got stuck in it!"
12. Mistakes were made.
13. "Someone has been doin' pupper a heckin' bamboozle!"
14. "I look like a lampshade, might as well hang out in the garden. With the flowers. :("
15. When you're a hunting dog but don't know how that works.
16. When you're the most couch potato of all couch potatoes, you find a more comfortable way to sit on a couch.
17. "A nice cushiony seat, yay."
18. When the job you signed up for it too hard for you.
19. "I don't wanna sit on the grass but the hooman's feet are a comfy spot to sit on."
20. Lap dog on the lap baby.
21. Innovations in urinating in public.
22. "Was just looking for a nose warmer but the smell is beyond unbearable."
23. That water bowl is for drinking out of, not a foot spa!
24. Just wanted to help with the laundry, and got stuck.
25. When the teeny tiny kitten is the biggest bully you know.
26. "He's injured! I'm guarding him until 911 gets here! I'm a hero!"
27. The cat pulled one over the doggo!
28. "Okay I know that's my job, but I don't wanna! Cause it's so gross!"
29. This dishwasher comes with an additional wash feature.
30. When the hooman says "sit" you sit wherever.
31. This doggo is so scared of the cat, he decided to face the wall and not move.
32. One of these dogs may be missing some brain cells.
33. They fell asleep while playing tug of war with their ball.
34. Decisions were made. The results were... not good.
35. Aren't corgis supposed to be smart?
36. "I've picked the stick I wanna play fetch with!"
37. Corgi trying to learn fencing.
38. I have so many questions. Like, how did he get this far up the steps?
39. Someone is booby trapped!
40. A perfect dog-shaped spot in the garden. This was fate.
41. He loves his toys so much he lets the toys sleep on the comfy bed.
42. The only emotion felt here: shame.
43. She accidentally knocked a chair over and the noise scared her so much, she wants to leave home.
44. This doggo somehow got up on the roof. I guess because the rest of the house wasn't any fun?
45. When you love your tennis ball so much you fall asleep with it in your mouth.
46. She knocked over an empty bag of dog food which trapped her in the kitchen and she needed rescuing.
47. "I can see my house from here!"
48. Somewhere out there is a naked, shivering, porcupine...
49. "Could smell it well enough when it was in the water, thanks."
50. I'm starting to form an hypothesis about this dog breed and their ability (or lack thereof) to perceive the danger presented by porcupines.
51. The dog trap worked - you got one!
52. "How did I get here and how am I getting out?"
53. Well, technically it's being used?
54. No, the doggo didn't get caught in a raccoon trap! This is part of this doggo's master plan to catch the raccoon.
55. Doggo thinks if he can't see the vet, the vet can't see him.
56. He has achieved his ultimate goal and doesn't know what he should do with his life now. Probably try catching another dog's tail?
57. A different kind of unicorn.
58. When you try to catch a ground hog and catch your neighbour's dog instead.
59. Car yoga.
60. Cone of shame fashionista

1. When your sibling has got the zoomies and you get caught up in it.

black and white husky with another husky suspended on top of it in a snowy area

2. When nature calls, you gotta go.

black dog pooping on an agility course with the handler standing next to it

3. Herding done... very wrong. But I guess this is one way to get the cows altogether.

a group of cows sniffing and licking a smiling brown dog in a field

Via @alanaparkss

4. "Why make things harder than they need to be?"

black tire held in place tied with wire and a brown and black dog jumping through 2 wires on the right hand side

5. "I think I'm... stuck?"

brown and white boxer standing with the stomach over a dark purple and white stool on a carpet with a green sofa behind it

6. This doggo showed the hooman what's what.

brown and white boxer laying on a brown blanket with a ripped up yellow and black dog training for dummies book

7. When your job is catch the wildlife but instead you make friends with the wildlife.

baby raccoon laying on a brown dog on a wooden patio

Via u/dgkidd407

8. Someone forgot how to Dog™.

brown and white corgi laying upside down on soil with brown and white corgi standing on pavement and black white and brown dog standing on soil

9. This is absolutely not how you use a dog bed.

brown and white corgi sleeping on the floow under a red white and brown dog bed

10. When your hand-eye coordination is terrible.

brown and white dog flinching with a purple frisbee hitting it in the neck

11. "I just wanted to sit on the stool but somehow I got stuck in it!"

brown and white dog standing with a blue plastic stool stuck on the body

12. Mistakes were made.

brown dog standing stuck in a white net hammock with a black and white dog under the hammock

Via SweetDreamsAreMadeOfCheeseWhoAmIToDissABrie

13. "Someone has been doin' pupper a heckin' bamboozle!"

brown dog trying to eat the dog food in a blue poster

Via puppetmasterstudios

14. "I look like a lampshade, might as well hang out in the garden. With the flowers. :("

brown dog wearing an elizabethan collar sitting on a brown pot with a plant in it in a garden

15. When you're a hunting dog but don't know how that works.

brown fox standing behind a white black and brown beagle sniffing the ground in a field

16. When you're the most couch potato of all couch potatoes, you find a more comfortable way to sit on a couch.

brown pug laying on a brown couch with the lower half of the body between the top and bottom cushions

17. "A nice cushiony seat, yay."

brown pug on a woman laying on a recliner with the dog's butt on her face

18. When the job you signed up for it too hard for you.

german shepherd wearing black harness behind helped up over a brown and green wall by a man

19. "I don't wanna sit on the grass but the hooman's feet are a comfy spot to sit on."

brown shiba inu sitting on a person's feet

20. Lap dog on the lap baby.

brown pug sitting on a baby in a car seat inside a vehicle

21. Innovations in urinating in public.

brown pug standing on hind legs with stomach against a tree trunk

22. "Was just looking for a nose warmer but the smell is beyond unbearable."

golden retriever laying down on the floor with the nose stuck in a brown loafer

Via u/guesswho135

23. That water bowl is for drinking out of, not a foot spa!

golden retriever puppy sitting on the floor with front paws inside a water bowl with a food bowl and another bowl next to it

24. Just wanted to help with the laundry, and got stuck.

golden retriever with the head stuck inside a white clothes hanger

25. When the teeny tiny kitten is the biggest bully you know.

grey tabby cat laying inside a white and green dog house with a brown and white bulldog sitting next to it

26. "He's injured! I'm guarding him until 911 gets here! I'm a hero!"

man laying down on concrete with a labrador retriever sitting on the person's head

27. The cat pulled one over the doggo!

old black dog sleeping on a small cat bed and a black white and orange cat sleeping on a large red dog bed

28. "Okay I know that's my job, but I don't wanna! Cause it's so gross!"

29. This dishwasher comes with an additional wash feature.

small brown dog laying on the white rack inside a dishwasher to lick a white and green plate

30. When the hooman says "sit" you sit wherever.

yellow labrador sitting on a man's lap

Via Iswearillbeinschool4life

31. This doggo is so scared of the cat, he decided to face the wall and not move.

1 photo of brown dog sitting on the arm of a sofa facing a wall with a black and white cat in the other corner and 1 photo of a close up of the dog

Via juu-arts.tumblr.com

32. One of these dogs may be missing some brain cells.

2 brown and white bulldogs on hind legs on brown sofa with 1 of them looking out a window and the other staring at the curtain

Via u/dabeezkneez

33. They fell asleep while playing tug of war with their ball.

2 golden retrievers laying on the ground holding onto each other's mouths

Via u/skulofish

34. Decisions were made. The results were... not good.

2 photos of a brown and white shiba inu stuck suspended between a grey metal fence and a brick wall

Via @mutsuki1931

35. Aren't corgis supposed to be smart?

3 photos showing a black and brown corgi trying to reach something through a black fence with the last image showing the gate is open at the end

36. "I've picked the stick I wanna play fetch with!"

black and white collie sitting in a forest and holding a very long and thick branch

Via u/DiscoKarateSpock

37. Corgi trying to learn fencing.

black brown and white corgi puppy stuck on a short shite fence

38. I have so many questions. Like, how did he get this far up the steps?

black dog on wooden stairs holding a long stick that's stuck on either side because of its length

Via u/SaintFrost

39. Someone is booby trapped!

black dog stuck through the arm of a pink bra hanging from a door

40. A perfect dog-shaped spot in the garden. This was fate.

brown and black dog laying inside a small plot of a garden roped off

41. He loves his toys so much he lets the toys sleep on the comfy bed.

brown and black dog sleeping on black and grey carpet next to a grey dog bed with lots of dog toys

42. The only emotion felt here: shame.

brown and white corgi puppy stuck in a brown metal fence

Via @isabelthecorgi

43. She accidentally knocked a chair over and the noise scared her so much, she wants to leave home.

brown and white dog sitting in the corner of a wall in a corridor leading to the front door

Via u/asdasd12345

44. This doggo somehow got up on the roof. I guess because the rest of the house wasn't any fun?

brown and white dog standing on a roof next to a window with a glass panel fallen down

Via u/markeymarkbeaty

45. When you love your tennis ball so much you fall asleep with it in your mouth.

brown and white french bulldog laying sideways on a brown sofa sleeping with a yellow tennis ball inside the mouth

46. She knocked over an empty bag of dog food which trapped her in the kitchen and she needed rescuing.

brown bullmastiff sitting on kitchen floor with a dog food packet fallen over

Via u/BeardedStorm

47. "I can see my house from here!"

brown dog perched on a yellow fire extinguisher

Via u/NYCalifornian

48. Somewhere out there is a naked, shivering, porcupine...

brown dog sitting in a vehicle with many porcupine quills stuck on the face and body

49. "Could smell it well enough when it was in the water, thanks."

brown dog sitting in a white boat with a fish hitting the dog's face

Via u/Legolasthe44

50. I'm starting to form an hypothesis about this dog breed and their ability (or lack thereof) to perceive the danger presented by porcupines.

brown dog sitting on the road with a black and white long porcupine quill stuck over the left eye

Via u/DescartOrNot

51. The dog trap worked - you got one!

brown dog stuck through a white net hammock and suspended above the ground

52. "How did I get here and how am I getting out?"

brown pug with bottom half of the body stuck in a toilet

53. Well, technically it's being used?

golden retriever laying down sideways on the floor placing the head on the side of a large brown dog bed

Via u/lacajadeldiablo

54. No, the doggo didn't get caught in a raccoon trap! This is part of this doggo's master plan to catch the raccoon.

golden retriever laying inside a raccoon trap in a garden

55. Doggo thinks if he can't see the vet, the vet can't see him.

golden retriever sitting facing a corner of a wall at a vet's office

Via u/zapperdude60

56. He has achieved his ultimate goal and doesn't know what he should do with his life now. Probably try catching another dog's tail?

golden retriever standing with the tail in the mouth

Via u/TechnicallyRon_

57. A different kind of unicorn.

labrador retriever with rainbow chalk on the body sitting on a rainbow drawn in chalk on a pavement

Via u/youtbuddcody

58. When you try to catch a ground hog and catch your neighbour's dog instead.

small brown and white dog caught inside a cage with vegetables in one corner

Via u/DeLoreanMotorCars

59. Car yoga.

small white dog inside a vehicle with the back legs on the headrest and the front paws on the edge of a yellow carrier

Via u/dreamlike17

60. Cone of shame fashionista

white and brown bulldog sitting with the head through a straw hat

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