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45 Doggos Being Absolute Weirdos

Published: Mar 16, 2022 by Melinda Ramirez · This post may contain affiliate links

As adorable, affectionate and amazing as they are, dogs are also undeniably goofy and weird. We've all heard of the mischief and the nonsense dogs can and do get up to. This is a celebration of 45 quirky dogs who aren't afraid to be their silly little selves. So what are you waiting for? Scroll on down for a chuckle or two at these amusing doggos moonlighting as weirdos and dumdums.

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1. Sleepy pup featuring a delightful blop.
2. Yes, this is exactly how dog beds should be used: just for a sleepy butt.
3. A grumpy selfie that also makes him look like he's had enough of young people's nonsense.
4. Sleeping under a chair against a metal chair leg toothily waiting for some attention in the form of pats and treats.
5. When your dog hasn't even heard of the word "normal".
6. This is what happens when you get your doggo from IKEA and don't assemble her correctly.
7. He slept in this position for about 12 hours. Makes sense. You have to air everything out when sleeping. That way's the comfiest.
8. How is this even possible? Is this dog a yogi?
9. When you have so much social anxiety that you hide in the fireplace when you have guests.
10. When you love grass more than anything else in the world:
11. Autumn derp alert.
12. A normal Christmas photo is not in the cards this year either.
13. Sitting and watching Game of Thrones like a human because he is a sophisticated doggo.
14. Is she... possessed?
15. Water out of a hose tastes much better than any other kind of water.
16. The best seat in the house is your sibling's head.
17. When there is no bone to monch, you must improvise.
18. I think this doggo forgot how dog beds are used and mistook the dog bed for a burrow.
19. If you haven't got an eye mask to keep the light out while you snooze, your hooman's crocs will suffice.
20. Apparently the big dog bed is not up to standard.
21. Using a wall as a pillow because it's... comfortable?
22. Jump, eat one kibble, come back down. Jump, eat one kibble... repeat until the bowl is empty.
23. The feet are clearly the enemy and must be vanquished.
24. Holding the bone like a cigar like a fancy little lady.
25. The Dachshund seems to have given up on life when the other dog is taking a monch monch of its head.
26. When birthdays fill you with an immeasurable anger for some reason:
27. Using a dog bed and blanket for optimum comfort.
28. 2 tennis balls in one go? What a talented pupper!
29. Someone stuck their head in the trash and had immediate consequences.
30. This is not how you play basketball. The ball goes in the basket, not on your head.
31. Someone missed a lot of dogs when being assembled at the dog factory.
32. Treating going down the stairs like a spy mission.
33. When your poodle has to charge:
34. He saw a squirrel and decided he'd run up the tree too.
35. Taking the dog for a walk, making the hooman obsolete for walkies purposes.
36. A most improper use of dog beds. Or not use of dog beds, rather.
37. Derpy derp loves flowers in his derpy derp way.
38. Favourite nap spot: shower.
39. Using the dog bed as a blanket instead of as a dog bed.
40. No privacy for the hooman.
41. "Hi. Hellow. It's. Me. Hi. Let. Me. Innnn."
42. Feeling the pokey toes under the face is like getting a massage.
43. This way no energy is required to keep the body up because the cushions are doing the job. An excellent hack.
44. This dog is Jolene.
45. And the award for the most excellent "hider" goes to:

1. Sleepy pup featuring a delightful blop.

black and white dog laying on white tiled floor and sleeping with the tongue sticking out slightly

Via u/Inevitable_Syrup_902

2. Yes, this is exactly how dog beds should be used: just for a sleepy butt.

black and white dog sleeping on floor with the back legs on a red pink and white bolster pillow on a black dog bed and the rest of the body is on the floor

Via u/HJRphotos

3. A grumpy selfie that also makes him look like he's had enough of young people's nonsense.

black and white dog with brown collar sitting and staring unamusedly at the camera

Via u/elishalewisusaf

4. Sleeping under a chair against a metal chair leg toothily waiting for some attention in the form of pats and treats.

black dog laying on the floor sideways with the head against a chair leg with the dog's teeth showing in a smile

Via u/dontlikeagoldrush

5. When your dog hasn't even heard of the word "normal".

black dog sitting on grass holding a red plastic bone with it looking like a penis

Via u/Borry4ever

6. This is what happens when you get your doggo from IKEA and don't assemble her correctly.

brown and white dog on a black cloth on a brown backseat of a vehicle with the dog's head placed on the seat and the back and butt placed against the backrest

Via u/Vegetable-Text-4986

7. He slept in this position for about 12 hours. Makes sense. You have to air everything out when sleeping. That way's the comfiest.

brown and white dog with a snaggletooth laying on brown sofa belly up looking at the camera

Via u/kuji_hiyate

8. How is this even possible? Is this dog a yogi?

brown and white st bernard sleeping sideways on white tiled floor with the back leg on top placed behind the back

Via u/MarsRoadster

brown dog with the tongue sticking out slightly sitting in an empty fireplace with white and grey marble on the floor and the walls of the fireplace

Via u/chiliisgoodforme

10. When you love grass more than anything else in the world:

1 photo of a german shepherd laying on grass with mouth open in a smile and 1 photo of a close up of the face

11. Autumn derp alert.

a woman sitting in a forest with brown leaves covering the ground with 2 boys and 1 boy holding a brown dog with the tongue hanging out

12. A normal Christmas photo is not in the cards this year either.

black and brown dog in a red and white christmas sweater sitting in front of a decorated christmas tree

13. Sitting and watching Game of Thrones like a human because he is a sophisticated doggo.

black and white dog sitting on a green sofa leaning against the arm rest next to a man

14. Is she... possessed?

black and white dog sitting on white sofa with the head tilted back and eyes widened with a caption saying She keeps looking at me like this and 2 laughing emojis

15. Water out of a hose tastes much better than any other kind of water.

black and white husky drinking water out of a hose that's being used to fill a pink and black patterned kiddie pool on grass

16. The best seat in the house is your sibling's head.

black dog sitting on the head and neck of a black and brown dog sleeping on a white blanket on the floor with a caption saying The best place to sit

17. When there is no bone to monch, you must improvise.

black dog with white toes laying on a bathroom floor biting the toilet water pipe

18. I think this doggo forgot how dog beds are used and mistook the dog bed for a burrow.

black dog's head appearing from inside the bottom of a torn-up brown and green dog bed

19. If you haven't got an eye mask to keep the light out while you snooze, your hooman's crocs will suffice.

brown and black dog laying on the floor with the nose inside a pink croc shoe next to another pink croc

20. Apparently the big dog bed is not up to standard.

brown and white bulldog laying in a small blue and white dog bed next to a large brown dog bed with toys in and around the large dog bed

21. Using a wall as a pillow because it's... comfortable?

brown and white corgi laying against the wall in a wall corner with the face smushed against one of the walls

22. Jump, eat one kibble, come back down. Jump, eat one kibble... repeat until the bowl is empty.

brown and white dog leaping up to reach a black and white dog bowl held by someone in a kitchen by a stove

23. The feet are clearly the enemy and must be vanquished.

brown and white dog sleeping on brown sofa with one back paw inside the mouth

24. Holding the bone like a cigar like a fancy little lady.

brown and white dog standing on carpet between a brown sofa and an ottoman with a brown bone in its mouth

25. The Dachshund seems to have given up on life when the other dog is taking a monch monch of its head.

brown dachshund laying on white bed with light brown dog holding the side of the dachshund's head in its mouth

26. When birthdays fill you with an immeasurable anger for some reason:

brown dachshund wearing a yellow party hat with a green bobble at the top being held by someone and the dog is snarling showing its teeth

27. Using a dog bed and blanket for optimum comfort.

brown dog laying belly up on gre, brown and white patterned dog bed and everything except the back legs are under a rainbow tie dye blanket

28. 2 tennis balls in one go? What a talented pupper!

brown dog standing holding 2 yellow tennis balls in its mouth

29. Someone stuck their head in the trash and had immediate consequences.

brown dog standing on floor with the green top of a trash can upside down around its neck

30. This is not how you play basketball. The ball goes in the basket, not on your head.

brown dog standing outside door in a garden with the head inside a partially torn up brown basketball

31. Someone missed a lot of dogs when being assembled at the dog factory.

brown dog with a nub tail laying with the back legs on a dark grey sofa with the rest on the floor covered by a cushion

32. Treating going down the stairs like a spy mission.

brown puppy dragging itself down beige carpeted stairs with 2 people in front and behind the puppy

33. When your poodle has to charge:

fluffy brown dog laying on a grey dog bed with the legs placed on a white windowsill

34. He saw a squirrel and decided he'd run up the tree too.

fluffy brown dog on yellow leash running up a tree trunk while another brown dog sniffing the bottom of the tree

35. Taking the dog for a walk, making the hooman obsolete for walkies purposes.

fluffy brown dog pulling on the blue leash on a golden retriever

36. A most improper use of dog beds. Or not use of dog beds, rather.

fluffy white and black dog sleeping on the floor wedged between 2 dog beds

37. Derpy derp loves flowers in his derpy derp way.

fluffy white dog with a purple flower on its nose

38. Favourite nap spot: shower.

golden retriever sleeping in a shower cubicle

39. Using the dog bed as a blanket instead of as a dog bed.

40. No privacy for the hooman.

41. "Hi. Hellow. It's. Me. Hi. Let. Me. Innnn."

42. Feeling the pokey toes under the face is like getting a massage.

43. This way no energy is required to keep the body up because the cushions are doing the job. An excellent hack.

44. This dog is Jolene.

45. And the award for the most excellent "hider" goes to:

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