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35 Lorge Doggos Who Think They Are Smol Puppers

Published: Jun 13, 2022 by Melinda Ramirez · This post may contain affiliate links

Really big dogs are indeed gentle giants and they are also the biggest cuddle bugs. Literally. Usually, they are also extremely unaware just how big they are, which means they make the biggest lap dogs too! Scroll down to see 35 big big doggos who don't know their size and still think that they are teeny tiny puppers.

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1. This is just a puppy.
2. When the chair isn't enough to hold all of you:
3. What are you talking about, this is a perfect fit?
4. A black and white photo of a big baby being carried around.
5. When the lap you picked to sit on is a little too small but you make it work:
6. This is an 9-month-old English Mastiff. Yep, he's gonna get bigger! But he'll always be a lap dog.
7. Definitely a cute little lap pupperino.
8. "Nothing's better than cuddles from Grandma!"
9. The kind of lap dog that will break your legs. But who could resist this cutie?
10. You don't decide whether a dog is a lap dog, the dog does.
11. This pup's preferred seat is this hooman.
12. Great Danes are convinced that they are lapdogs.
13. "Keep it down with the typing, please."
14. This isn't a dog, this is a mini horse.
15.
16. This is a dog?? Nuh uh, this here is a bear!
17. Doberman: 1, Kid: 0
18. I think you meant lap horse.
19. "It's ok, buddy! We can share! Besides, my legs are longer, let me just. Ahhhh! There you go, I'm comfy now! How bout you?"
20. More warmth per square inch!
21. Just watching some TV with Large Marge the lap dog.
22. Why is that fluffy pony sitting on Ed Norton?
23. What a majestic floof!
24. Mom might need a chiropractor soon!
25. What you actually have here is a polar bear, cleverly disguised as a giant Floof Monster.
26. Every dog's a lapdog, they just need to find the right lap.
27. He was just told he's not exactly a lap dog and he is confuzzled.
28. The big pupper has decided that he is also a lap dog just like the Westie.
29. Little girls make the best seats for big dogs who don't know they're big.
30. The pup is convinced he's a lap dog but the hooman isn't convinced yet.
31. He's just a big big Leonberge baby boi!
32. "I have a soft hooman couch!"
33. That dog needs commercial license plates instead of dog tags.
34. 10/10 would ride into battle, wearing a kilt and shouting "freedooom" and firing his poo with a trebuchet.
35. LAPrador Retriever.

1. This is just a puppy.

black and white alaskan malamute sitting on a woman's lap

2. When the chair isn't enough to hold all of you:

black and white great dane sitting on a chair and placing the head on a table with a man sitting behind it

3. What are you talking about, this is a perfect fit?

black and white great dane stting on a woman's lap with the dog's front legs on the lawn and a golden retriever in the background

Via RominaBambina

4. A black and white photo of a big baby being carried around.

black and white photo of a large dog being carried by a person

5. When the lap you picked to sit on is a little too small but you make it work:

black great dane sitting on a boy's lap

6. This is an 9-month-old English Mastiff. Yep, he's gonna get bigger! But he'll always be a lap dog.

2 photos of a brown mastiff puppy laying on a man and being held

Via u/DanimalHouse

7. Definitely a cute little lap pupperino.

black and brown german shepherd being held on a man's lap

Via Lisa Amouroux

8. "Nothing's better than cuddles from Grandma!"

black and brown german shepherd being hugged by a woman sitting on a brown chair

Via u/thefurnace

9. The kind of lap dog that will break your legs. But who could resist this cutie?

black and brown german shepherd sitting on a woman's lap

Via Molly Kelly

10. You don't decide whether a dog is a lap dog, the dog does.

black and white great dane laying across a woman's lap

Via @a_chrisman3

11. This pup's preferred seat is this hooman.

black labrador retriever laying across the lap of a woman in a wheelchair with a brown dog in the boot of a nearby vehicle

Via Donna O

12. Great Danes are convinced that they are lapdogs.

brown and white great dane sitting on a woman's lap and the dog's feet are on the floor

13. "Keep it down with the typing, please."

brown and white pitbull laying on someone's lap while the person is working on a laptop at a table

Via cassiushumanmother

14. This isn't a dog, this is a mini horse.

black and white great dane sitting on a man's lap

Via @DaniellePruett3

15.

brown and white st bernard sitting on a girl's lap on a bed and the girl is hugging the dog

16. This is a dog?? Nuh uh, this here is a bear!

brown and white st bernard being hugged by a man

17. Doberman: 1, Kid: 0

brown doberman laying on a boy laying down on a brown sofa

18. I think you meant lap horse.

brown and white st bernard sitting on a man's lap on a black sofa

brown great dane sitting on a boy's lap inside a car

20. More warmth per square inch!

brown mastiff laying across a boy's lap on a red sofa

21. Just watching some TV with Large Marge the lap dog.

fluffy black and brown dog laying across an old man's lap

Via u/thesauce22

22. Why is that fluffy pony sitting on Ed Norton?

fluffy brown and white dog sitting between a man's stretched out legs on the floor

23. What a majestic floof!

fluffy white dog laying across a woman's lap

24. Mom might need a chiropractor soon!

fluffy white and brown dog sitting on a woman's lap

Via PetplanPets

25. What you actually have here is a polar bear, cleverly disguised as a giant Floof Monster.

fluffy white great pyrenees laying on a woman's lap

Via u/ruthwhipkey

26. Every dog's a lapdog, they just need to find the right lap.

golden retriever laying on a woman sitting on a black chair and the dog is sitting on the woman's face

Via u/craftyallie

27. He was just told he's not exactly a lap dog and he is confuzzled.

grey great dane in a colourful sweater laying across a man's lap

Via @ellie_and_bruce

28. The big pupper has decided that he is also a lap dog just like the Westie.

large black and white dog laying on a black sofa with the butt on a man's lap and a small white dog laying on the other half of his lap

29. Little girls make the best seats for big dogs who don't know they're big.

large black and white dog sitting on a little girl laying down on a green sofa

Via Claudia Moder

30. The pup is convinced he's a lap dog but the hooman isn't convinced yet.

large brown and white dog being carried by a man

Via exploringthesky

31. He's just a big big Leonberge baby boi!

large brown fluffy dog sitting on a woman's lap

Via AF.

32. "I have a soft hooman couch!"

large fluffy white and brown dog sitting on a woman's lap

Via u/bigjimmyjam

33. That dog needs commercial license plates instead of dog tags.

black and white great dane sitting on a woman with the front legs placed on the floor and surrounded by other dogs

34. 10/10 would ride into battle, wearing a kilt and shouting "freedooom" and firing his poo with a trebuchet.

brown white and black st bernard sitting on an old man's lap

Via u/Oreos-n-Milk

35. LAPrador Retriever.

yellow labrador retriever sitting straddling a woman and being hugged

Via u/kashifmirza

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