30 Naughty Dogs Pretending Like They Don't Know What They've Done

Dogs can be unbelievably naughty but they're very smart so they know when they've been naughty too. Scroll down to see 30 naughty doggos pretending they didn't have anything to do with the destruction they caused. You know what? They're probably right. It was definitely the cat. Or a raccoon.

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• 1.  Someone took a bath in horse poop.
• 2. Nope, that can't be mud. Must be something else. I believe this pup wouldn't lie.
• 3. "The take out container just got out of the trash on its own, I swear! It grew legs and everything!"
• 4. He ate something he shouldn't have but he's still ready to keep playing.
• 5. "What?? Your chicken parm is missing?? What a mystery. Tell me everything!"
• 6. "I didn't eat your cottage cheese! Must've been a ghost. They're in everyone's houses these days, eating all the food!"
• 7. Doggo keeps annoying the cat. And now neither of them is happy.
• 8. It’s the doggo's yoga mat now, that’s how it works.
• 9. The 1,000 yard stare.
• 10. The crime: he pooped in his hooman's slippers.
• 11. He’s so guilty his eyes are about to pop.
• 12. "...  just helping you dig for your spring garden."
• 13. Sigh. Guess it's time for new curtains for the house. And a rescue mission for the doggo.
• 14. "And I’ll do it again!"
• 15. It looks like the guilt is setting in.
• 16. Cereal thief trying to la low until the heat dies down, but forgot to hide the evidence.
• 17. "It was the cat!" "We don't have a cat!" "Then it was a cat! ... or a raccoon?"
• 18. She ate the socks and they cost $3,000 to get out.
• 19. "Chased away a skunk and what's the thanks I get? A stinking bath! The audacity!"
• 20. Hey, he’s just helping look for a new pool guy.
• 21. Guess part of the mat just disappeared on its own.
• 22. "It wasn't me! I swear! Look, we need to find out who did this to my friend!"
• 23. "I don't know where the cookies went. But I can help you look for them."
• 24. "...Oops, haha."
• 25. "The ball just 'sploded!"
• 26. "You think I tore up the cardboard box?? Well. Huh. You don't have ANY proof! Aha!"
• 27. "This raccoon came in and just took out all of the trash and made this huge mess! I told him not to do it but he did! And he was so scary! I barely made it out alive!"
• 28. "Who did this? OMG! Hehe. I mean. Ahem. We have to find the murderer. And hang them!"
• 29. "... I was just ripping up the toilet paper for you so it's easier to use... You're welcome?"
• 30. "Smoothies are healthy. But you wouldn't give me any. That's why I sipped yours. You know, I need to be healthy too, you know."

1.  Someone took a bath in horse poop.

Via u/sirdogtor

2. Nope, that can't be mud. Must be something else. I believe this pup wouldn't lie.

Via u/kyrahasreddit

3. "The take out container just got out of the trash on its own, I swear! It grew legs and everything!"

Via u/Chiyogbar

4. He ate something he shouldn't have but he's still ready to keep playing.

Via u/CodLike_TheFish

5. "What?? Your chicken parm is missing?? What a mystery. Tell me everything!"

Via u/FivebyFive

6. "I didn't eat your cottage cheese! Must've been a ghost. They're in everyone's houses these days, eating all the food!"

Via u/DianWithoutTheE

7. Doggo keeps annoying the cat. And now neither of them is happy.

Via u/acrucshonlife

8. It’s the doggo's yoga mat now, that’s how it works.

Via u/icantdodge

9. The 1,000 yard stare.

Via u/eowenith

10. The crime: he pooped in his hooman's slippers.

Via u/vvavering_

11. He’s so guilty his eyes are about to pop.

Via u/dirtysouthfed

12. "...  just helping you dig for your spring garden."

Via u/metalchode

13. Sigh. Guess it's time for new curtains for the house. And a rescue mission for the doggo.

Via u/moneka7

14. "And I’ll do it again!"

Via u/sesamepoodles

15. It looks like the guilt is setting in.

Via u/cleaningmyrooms

16. Cereal thief trying to la low until the heat dies down, but forgot to hide the evidence.

Via u/princess_puffpuff

17. "It was the cat!" "We don't have a cat!" "Then it was a cat! ... or a raccoon?"

Via u/Sibel_Rac

18. She ate the socks and they cost $3,000 to get out.

Via u/cmatsfts

19. "Chased away a skunk and what's the thanks I get? A stinking bath! The audacity!"

Via u/McGooberstein

20. Hey, he’s just helping look for a new pool guy.

Via u/shortlilrope

21. Guess part of the mat just disappeared on its own.

Via @rogulgoldy

22. "It wasn't me! I swear! Look, we need to find out who did this to my friend!"

Via @kronk_theblacklab

23. "I don't know where the cookies went. But I can help you look for them."

Via @kpearson3

24. "...Oops, haha."

Via @twasbernard

25. "The ball just 'sploded!"

Via @tripawdkaiserin

26. "You think I tore up the cardboard box?? Well. Huh. You don't have ANY proof! Aha!"

Via @rio.goldenboy

27. "This raccoon came in and just took out all of the trash and made this huge mess! I told him not to do it but he did! And he was so scary! I barely made it out alive!"

Via @bearandlulu1

28. "Who did this? OMG! Hehe. I mean. Ahem. We have to find the murderer. And hang them!"

Via @the.golden.good.boy

29. "... I was just ripping up the toilet paper for you so it's easier to use... You're welcome?"

Via @zeustraveler

30. "Smoothies are healthy. But you wouldn't give me any. That's why I sipped yours. You know, I need to be healthy too, you know."

Via @macsen_and_eira_the_westies